Pokemon design will never again reach the peaks of Alolan Dugtrio.

Liberal academic elites, with their PhDs and whatnot. Just Gauling.

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

It’s clear that he’s better than the pile of crap the Texans fielded at QB last year

He’s a good teen

Vigilante teen is a strong black principled teen, and we’ve all seen this movie before.

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

“Aren’t you getting tired of these other nations embarrassing us?”

He then went on to discuss the advantages of a double reverse mortgage with the Tampa residents.

Fine, I’ll say what everyone’s thinking: Is there a Mister Koritala?

He’s the six million dollar bro. We made him bigger, stronger, faster, but we couldn’t get him to stop laughing at the number 69.

You know what, I don’t know why I never interpreted that scenery as ‘this is the inside of a Pokeball’ ...so it’s more like an apartment in that case I guess.

Didn’t the Pokémon-Amie screen give us an idea what it is like inside before you decorated it?

Could be innocent enough. The NFL has long considered actual players interchangeable.

“Ciara is pregnant and is so excited to be a mom,” one source told E! News. “Russell [Wilson] would like to have two to three children. They both would like a big family. Golden Tate is looking forward to lots of sex with Ciara.”

Its also a thing that turns lights on and off. Silly nintendo.

Another classic Nintendo name. A switch is someone who will dom or sub in BDSM.

*peeks out*

it’s time to start applauding the big-time programs that have found ways to take the academics out of college.

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