First of all: Beauty is subjective. It’s why some people think Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse and other think she’s the most beautiful woman on the planet.

the issue here is more about how Trump handled it - calling her “Miss Piggy” and “Miss Housekeeping”

Not gay enough. Won’t get popular.

Yeah but that doesn’t matter, right? Like, people have wildly different opinions of say, Cam Newton’s MVP season, but we don’t think that those opinions are horrifically uncalled for. People say he’s “not a good QB” because he can’t throw well all the time, but he just proved (or at least was voted to, similarly to…

If we’re going to criticize Trump for being bad at his job, I don’t see why we can’t criticize a Miss Universe for being bad at her’s? Like, I would get it if he called Hillary those things (did he? I honestly can’t remember all the shit he’s said), because it’s irrelevant to her ability to perform as POTUS so it’s…

This is stupid and weird and looks like a dive-bar but I want it in America so bad.

Kinja with the throwbacks

This joke is as dark as the brain bruises caused by CTE.

Wait... is it sexist to have separate gender sports?

This is almost as cool as a Magikarp sweep.

I mean, that’s basically how the Council of Nicaea happened.

All I remember is that someone on my hall shit in the tub and went bobbing for apples in it (I assume it was a frat thing). Vanderbilt is a weird-ass place.

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEL TAKE IT FROM MY HAAAAANDS

Man Charlotte is just having a rough go of it these days

Clearly you’ve never been to South Carolina.

Hillary’s been, for lack of a better phrase, too much of a pussy. She needs to be more combative. Has a candidate ever won trying to get the other party’s base to switch sides? Why is she running all of these “Please vote for me, Republicans” ads instead of calling Donald a bitch? And not like, a thought-out slam…

I’m reasonably confident he will win

But are these good dog?

Morals are subjective. It’s why Christians and Muslims don’t generally get along. It’s why in Russia, being gay isn’t just frowned upon, it’s considered fundamentally immoral. Plus, the dominate social morals have evolved with time. What was considered “moral” in the 1960s is considered bigoted and obstinate now.

Morals are subjective. The actions taken are that of a witch hunt. Just because you *agree* with the witch hunt, doesn’t mean it isn’t one.