Jesus, when did my state become such a shitshow?

Pennsylvania is voting for Trump.

Fuck you, Cellos are rad as hell.

Dora, these weekly columns are informative, but I need more Hot Takes from you. I need the secret spicy sauce.

Doesn’t Richard Sherman do the same damn thing?

It’s the kind of post that will get Deadspin deleted.

It’s probably going to suck.

Those were some solid dogs.

Not to armchair doctor, but how the fuck does pneumonia take away the use of your legs like that?

They’re just protecting his dick from a concussion.

I mean, the NCGOP has a point towards the end. It’s kind of amazing that an entire state gets sporting events removed despite these programs having zero involvement with the bathroom bill, yet Baylor and Penn State knowingly facilitated actions on par or greater than it and got slaps on the wrist.

Like the rest of Harambe’s life, we’ll never know.

I didn’t have a problem with the Kaepernick style protest, but this is somehow better anyway. No idea why, it just feels that way.

I think that for every missed concussion protocol, Roger Goodell should have to get laid out by a linebacker helmet-to-helmet.

I mean, it’s mostly the same cunts.

It’s a combination of him being black, the refs being white, the QB position being the last bastion of white-dominated athleticism, and Ed Hochuli getting his panties in a wad for being called out by Cam Newton last year and getting the ref fraternity to back him up in weird kinda racist campaign to get him out of the…

Wait, so MercyHog is canon now?

JUST PAY ATHLETES ALREADY THIS IS SO DUMB

This take is hotter than the surface of the fucking sun.

Cam Newton took 6 shots to the head. Zero penalty yards.