This is brilliant

Right? Me too. So many things gone - the black table, regretsy, chunks of this place. 

What a bitch! You should give her some expired food from your kitchen.

I’d be tempted to get her “Jesus saves” crap for the rest of her life also a book on supportive parenting since she’s so into the self help genre.

You should bedazzle it and give it back

You saved the birthday candles for last?! That was my fav bad gift by far.

And she should have!!

I hope my kids get me stuff like that, I’d wear the shit out of it (or use it!).

This is terrible!!

When you finally joined the family! Sounds like my in-laws 

This is terrible!!

Yes!!!! I want this story to be my story 

Love it! My MIL always told me what my hub wanted as she obviously knew him better...

Omg, thought of an even better one! My sis and I were poor students in college. We both asked for underwear (ha!!) and my dad took it as an invitation to go to Victoria’s Secret on a shopping spree. On Xmas day, we were so happy to get a pile of pretty things but then we had to hear about how much our dad (?!) enjoyed…

I am guilty of giving a super shitty gift before! A few years ago a recently separated friend invited my little family to her house for Halloween. We agreed to do a secret Santa and I was under the impression that it was joke gifts. Apparently I was the only person with this impression. Cue Xmas Eve, I had opened this…

My brother was the worst, worst gift giver. One year, he gave my sister in law an art kit so she “could paint like a real artist” - she was studying at the Chicago Institute of Art soooooo. The year he pulled my name from our random draw, I knew it was going to be bad. I was recently separated from fiancé (we were…

Well said 

I think two adults were involved! Assholes indeed

A++ there should be Christmas cards or thank you cards for crappy gifts. Something like “thanks for the thought, no matter how shitty that thought was!”

Momster indeed!