I’m not convinced this season will be any less fascinating? Going into last season, everyone assumed it’d be the Cavs out of the East and GSW out of the West, and the exact storyline most predicted played out, and it was one of the most dramatic seasons in NBA history. The storyline’s now set again, and it has the…

No, there is an additional reason aside from jealousy to not like this move. That reason is entertainment. You know, the whole reason we watch sports. Do you like to know the endings to movies before you even start watching them? This season is going to be boring as hell. I have no desire to watch a team roll through…

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

We all have rough days. The important thing to remember is to hold your head high until Yoplait again.

After all those Greek yogurt ads, I think people were just expecting someone a bit more cultured.

Wu Tang blizzard ain’t nothin’ ta f*&% wit’

Macklemore is bad at poker.

Man, some people get so worked up over the “unwritten rules” of poker.

Were you playing poker or blackjack? The card game you seem to be describing is most definitely blackjack.

Worse than the guy at the blackjack table who constantly calls it poker?

I’m at the Venetian, playing poker with a handful of the usual types, and this scrawny guy in a fur coat walks in and sits next to me. It’s Vegas, so there are plenty of guys wearing stupid clothes, but everyone is staring at this guy. Somebody asks him what he does for a living and he says he’s an entertainer.…

His songs are not only apologizing and acknowledging “the other side”....it’s pure pandering.

Retired boxer went to jail for rape and was a leading cast member in top rated sitcom Friends.

Whoa now, I’m a Bears fan. I also have faith in Jimmy Clausen’s ability to never get the team past the 50 yard line.

Give us some goddamn credit, we have one of the 10 best kickers in NFL history. It’ll be 55-3.

*Fupreme Court.

First of all, it’s “Congreff” (they wrote their Ss like Fs) and second of all it has been held by the Supreme Court’s starry decisis that it doesn’t just apply to Congress, it also applies to We The People of the 52 states.

I guess all these comments basically point to how stupid a post like this is, but whatever. I strongly dislike Indiana (coming over the Skyway, it's almost as if the smells of the steel mills start as soon as you hit that "Welcome to Indiana" sign. But for a long time, I didn't mind it as much because the boats in…