People are not going to get this. Good luck.

Wrestling fans are the visual approximation of message board posters. Whine and cry about everything you see but never actually do anything about it.

Meh. Not like we actually need more humans.

Oh sure, but when I drop 37 at my job, I'm "a danger" and "not fit to deliver babies."

Hey gang quick note: the bracket shows that the 1 and 2 seeds will be pitted against each other in the second round. That it not correct and we're fixing the art. As you were. xxJK

It leads to the totally valid question of "what else are they doing?"

I am sure her kids will love hearing about her blog when their classmates are old enough to find it.

"Football was more important to them than saving children."

In my own personal study that was conducted twice yesterday afternoon because I was home alone and bored, I can categorically assert that it is definitely not pee.

What about sneakers? Sneakers allow criminals to flee faster, ergo, we should only be allowed to wear flip-flops.

Ohio, where you can drive from California to Oregon and still be stuck in Ohio.

I love it so much when idiots accuse Gawker of constantly race-baiting, and then post comments to articles that have nothing to do with race, and don't mention race, and attempt to make it about race. And then fail to see the irony of it all.

Why is spring?

Serious question, if he was being investigated for a threat like that, and resisted arrest why didn't the cops just shoot him? I seriously don't get that.

Good choice. Coaching Cincinnati is a good way to get that baby to rupture.

Just don't forget about all those selfish college athletes who want to ruin the entire experience by demanding some form of compensation, and were they to be paid, would obviously bring the whole system crashing down. Jimbo's going to have to lay some law down on those kids, teach them that the glory of the game is…

I have been violently assaulted and verbally abused by a number of licensed cab drivers. At least this one's easier to identify because of Uber's technology.

Apparently, the officials felt acknowledgment for proper "hands up, don't shoot" form was deemed necessary.