Any person who starts in with “Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red . . .” gets an obligatory “Boo this man!” .gif.

I adored these as a kid, but like one out of every ten had a solution that verged on straight up cheating.

The one mystery that still aggravates me over 40 years later is the one where EB proved Bugs was lying because he put sauerkraut on his hot dog last. Apparently, EB knew that no true hot dog connoisseur would ever do something so gauche.

That junkyard headquarters is the kind of thing every kid thinks would be the most awesome thing in the world and every adult realizes would be incomprehensibly dangerous.

Oh, man, the Three Investigators’ clubhouse hidden deep in their dad’s junkyard was my jam as a kid.

To be fair, in HGTV world they need open floor plans because of all the parties they throw because everyone loves to entertain so damn much.

Nah man, I’m pretty fucking far from okay. Because, you see, this was an act pretty clearly designed to provoke a war. And war means absolutely horrific things. It means the deaths of hundreds of thousands (possibly millions) of American and Iranian soldiers. It means the deaths of hundreds of thousands (possibly…

Hell yeah motherfucker! USA! USA!!! Can’t wait to celebrate some dead Iranian civilians! Fuck yes!!!! Flag covered coffins arriving at Dover AFB by the thousands for decades to come! THESE COLORS DON’T RUN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! A generation of US soldiers, and Iranians (soldier and civilian) with irreversible…

I have 2 more questions. (Please note that I love IX, just as I loved VII and VIII, this is all in good fun.)

Goes off topic? An extra 5 min to explain Palpatine's resurrection would have helped the plot a lot.

““I like Rudy a lot, but we’re going to have to watch what we say,” he added.”

Disney already increased the IP law measurements for public domain entry. Several times. https://priceonomics.com/how-mickey-mouse-evades-the-public-domain/

Yeah stuff being everywhere has made being a fan of stuff kind of tiring, feels like there’s always more shit to keep up with or buy, I tend to get annoyed after a certain point and just stick to the main stuff.

It is my solemn duty to ruin Christmas for all of my boomer family.

Yeah, you know, because white families had nothing to argue about concerning the state of our politics before the impeachment. /eyeroll

HAPPY IMPEACHMENT BIRTHDAY!!!! THAT’S AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, my holidays will be fucked (and I’m going solo so I won’t even have my husband to suffer with me) BUT! Today is my birthday, so even though I know he’ll survive the senate I’m going to take his impeachment as the best birthday gift I could ever receive! 

I feel like we don’t troll neo-Conferates the way we should. I’m still amazed how nobody has suggested erecting a monument to William T. Sherman. Can you even imagine the GoFundMe to erect statues of Sherman in southern states?Or how we don’t burn Confederate or Nazi flags. I don’t believe in burning flags of…

Historical side note: The last, tie breaking vote to pass the 19th amendment and allow women to vote was cast by Harry Burn who changed his vote at the urging of his mother. 35 states had ratified, but 36 were necessary and of the remaining states only Tennessee would agree to even take a vote- so it was crucial that…

I wish every single pundit/politician on earth lived in fear of their mom calling them publicly on their shit.