Luggage forever.

Now I kinda want to google her just to see. ...when I’m not at work, though, maybe.

Thank god, I knew the government would come up with a system, so we can do all this orderly.

I wish they’d used a more recent photo of her, so we can see how she’s just like all the other crazy anti-vax soccer moms. There’s no way she still looks like a 17 year old who hasn’t eaten in a couple of days. Maybe if people thought she wasn’t as “hot” as she used to be, they’d believe her less? I’m just reaching…

I thought we were forcing everyone to gay marriage? Do I have to be forced to go trans before I am forced to my gay marriage? And will that mean I marry a person opposite of my old sex or new sex? I can’t keep up. Gotta go, my yearly forced abortion appointment is in an hour.

The best part is, there will be some anti-vaxxer along soon to blame “vaccine failure” or whatever they’re calling it this week because they’re purposely trying to dismantle the system that makes it work. Or refuse to believe how it works. They want it both ways. The vaccines work, or they don’t work, or they don’t…

Congrats. Making the understanding leap that modern US prisons are the direct descendants of slavery is, and I don’t mean this sarcastically, a hard first step. We want to think folks are in there cuz they’re bad, they broke the rules, but the truth is a lot of them are in there because they’re black and poor, and…

OK Millennial

You know she thinks she’s been called by God, which is of course, impossible. If God were going to call her, she’d burst into flames on the spot over what he had to say about her behavior, I suspect. This assuming there is a God as she knows it, but, I’m working with the script, here.

The “front counter” at the ones like that where I live isn’t even a counter. It’s like a kitchen island. There’s nothing to keep you from walking into the back if you wanted.

Same!!

Yes, I have heard of both things all my life, and never connected them before. I saw that sticker in the image and thought it was a joke. ...I don’t get out much to fancy places.

I’m sure someone will be along shortly to chime in that First Knight is shitty, for reasons, but I loved that movie, and the scene where you can just SEE her heart breaking into a million pieces when she sees Sean Connery watching. That moment was everything.

An older lady I’m friends with recently started talking to me about this Asea Redox shit she drinks, and that it could help me, and I flat out told her I was skeptical of these sorts of things, but noooo she’s been to a seminar and the science is soo good that the other scientists haven’t figured it out yet ...…

Look, I’m not hating any of these internet strangers, but my main takeaway (that I wonder if they even see) is that almost all of these people look exactly alike. It’s like the plastic surgeon and contour folks sent out a template. I will never know who any of these people are because they all look the same. There are…

Thank you, came here thinking that’s what this was.

I blame my children’s lack of interest in vegetables on their time in daycare. I was doing a bang-up job of keeping sugar and salt out of their diet in large ways, until they started getting meals at daycare. That is the weird, first-world-problems regret I will carry forever about being a working mom. If I’d been…

Paperwork. I wonder if they put it down as simply the hysterectomy and omit the positive pregnancy test. Make those number look gooood for the archbishop.

Their ignorance burns my eyeballs.

I’m assuming folks are doing this mostly upright, so, I’m real confused about starting at the bottom and working up. All that dead whatever you’re brushing off you will not defy gravity, it will float downward. To some of the parts you just brushed off. I know you’re going to hop in the shower next, where it will all…

I’m assuming folks are doing this mostly upright, so, I’m real confused about starting at the bottom and working up.…