I’m sure someone will be along shortly to chime in that First Knight is shitty, for reasons, but I loved that movie, and the scene where you can just SEE her heart breaking into a million pieces when she sees Sean Connery watching. That moment was everything.

An older lady I’m friends with recently started talking to me about this Asea Redox shit she drinks, and that it could help me, and I flat out told her I was skeptical of these sorts of things, but noooo she’s been to a seminar and the science is soo good that the other scientists haven’t figured it out yet ...…

Look, I’m not hating any of these internet strangers, but my main takeaway (that I wonder if they even see) is that almost all of these people look exactly alike. It’s like the plastic surgeon and contour folks sent out a template. I will never know who any of these people are because they all look the same. There are…

Thank you, came here thinking that’s what this was.

I blame my children’s lack of interest in vegetables on their time in daycare. I was doing a bang-up job of keeping sugar and salt out of their diet in large ways, until they started getting meals at daycare. That is the weird, first-world-problems regret I will carry forever about being a working mom. If I’d been…

Paperwork. I wonder if they put it down as simply the hysterectomy and omit the positive pregnancy test. Make those number look gooood for the archbishop.

Their ignorance burns my eyeballs.

I’m assuming folks are doing this mostly upright, so, I’m real confused about starting at the bottom and working up. All that dead whatever you’re brushing off you will not defy gravity, it will float downward. To some of the parts you just brushed off. I know you’re going to hop in the shower next, where it will all…

I’m assuming folks are doing this mostly upright, so, I’m real confused about starting at the bottom and working up.…

I still have (and use) a blue plastic box that I got as a happy meal toy once. The thing is the size of a pencil box, and it has the arches as a handle, if I remember correctly. I don’t use it often, but it’s around somewhere.

There’s so many reasons that could have happened, though. (I know most of us know that already, I just have to say it.) I really want our politicians and policy wonks to go get a degree in biology, or take some reproductive health classes (real ones, not Abstinence Only ones) before they are allowed to even THINK…

Look, I googled and everything, and I’m sure the internet is right, but... either you used the wrong picture or this guy is definitely Will Smith’s son and no one can tell me otherwise.

All the better!

I recently saw that there is already a book sequel out in stores. I haven’t read it, so I pass no judgement on its content. But, if they want a script, I’m assuming they’d start there.

Pretty sure church grandmas are propping up sales with a healthy margin.

This. If their take were true, they wouldn’t be wasting their breath blustering, they’d have already been on the phone to the lawyers and papers would have been filed yesterday.

This is where the bit from Blazing Saddles comes in about “salt of the earth... you know, morons.”

Few things more fragile than some white kids’ sense of “justice and fairness” when they are just learning some hard realities about race, especially their own race. They make her case for her but they might never realize it.

...that’s, uh, a whole different series. *looks guilty*

I’m confused how they’re handling the people who can’t, for medical reasons, live without having electricity? In 2 million people, there have to be a good number of households who have people on oxygen, etc. When we do hurricane evacuations in my area, there is a whole special plan for people who can’t really weather…

I don’t know if you’ve noticed how things work around here, but corporations are increasingly the only members of society that count. Haven’t you heard? They’re people, too! People with the most money.