Am I the only one who has ever had an editor say, “Get a quote from (person) about (the thing),” and then you have to ask dumb questions like this? How do people not realize reporters ask questions ALL THE TIME that they already know the answer to, but they need a QUOTE. Because JOURNALISM. Like, great, I guess, they…

I deeply hope that all the insurance execs are shitting their pants over the slim possibility that their jobs might vanish. That’s a sliver of a fraction of the anxiety they’ve given the millions of people (and their families) who are ill or dying. Yes, I’m sure SOME of them, probably many, would transfer into the new…

And I’m sure that will get him more in the future. Failing upwards at its finest.

This. All day this. Anyone with a basic understanding of libel is just like, “That’s not how any of this works!”

It’s been strange to me that this hasn’t gotten more airtime or ink or whatever. The kid’s lawyers sure wanted to make a lot of noise when they went about filing papers. Where you at, chums?

It’s freeing. Embrace it. There’s no rule that says you have to keep trying to listen to music that probably isn’t aimed at you anyhow. 

Yes. I always feel relieved when I don’t recognize any names, though. I’m like, “Yup, glad I’m done having to pretend to give a shit about this week’s non-stars.”

You need to get out more. And watch Jeremiah Johnson some day. These are contradictory things, but try.

So... win-win, then?

Well, it’s essentially Hamlet, so... They’re working within a certain framework.

Wait til they do Cadbury Eggs.

Cheese food. LOL

You maybe don’t know many folks who pass out drunk regularly? You can do the rumba around them, they won’t wake up.

I love her.

Maybe folks should print up some cheap yard signs that say: “Join Nextdoor to hear how many racists live around here.” Just put them in your own yard, see what happens. If you’re not commenting on the app, they can’t know ban you, right, so they’ll always wonder which one (online) is the snitch. It’s making me smile…

A poster named Milton Berle’s Cock, who likes to post the same meme over and over, “good job, gun nuts” or something like that, with a photo of Milton Berle smoking a cigar. His post was made for this story, yet it is missing from the comments.

This sounds good, but if you have the money, why not just give someone some food? If they have to beg for food, they probably don’t have transportation, or money for transportation, and saying “go across town”or “here’s an agency that will make you stand in line and fill out papers before they decide if they can help…

I hope you find a new job soon. You’re worth more than what it sounds like you’re being treated as.

Like that time that we were told we were under a wages freeze, and all the men got raises because they threatened to quit, but none of them told the lone woman in the office how they got around the wage freeze? Is that how this works?

It’s the “own the libs” challenge. Pass it on!