THIS. It’s like no one really cares about the full definition of libel any more. If the paper reports that the kid stands there with a smile on his face, and quote some folks who say they think it’s racist... that’s not libel. Nothing they say is untrue. People have opinions, and the fact is he stood there with a…

My favorite part is the images of Mark Harris crying. I’m trash.

YES. If only we thought this way about guns. Like, no one would REASONABLY buy a gun with the intent to hurt/kill someone for no reason, but it could (DOES) happen. And yet, we trust people to buy and sell guns because it’s some supposed constitutional right. No limits or all the limits, which shall it be? I’d trade…

Wait, wait, wait, I’ve been assured that all English dessert was called pudding, regardless of resemblance to actual pudding. I feel lied to now.

I order off the kids menu all the time because it’s the portion size I want. I’ve got grey hair but not enough to pull of the senior discount (yet). No one gives me a hard time. Is this REALLY an issue??

Hear me out: I know their business founder and many of their people are awful.

Yeah, I take Humira shots for Crohn’s, and I laugh when I see their ads touting their long-term record as a safe drug ... No, this drug that they expect me to take for the rest of my life hasn’t been tested for more than a decade or so. But I’m sure it’s completely safe for me to take for 20, 30 or 40+ years.…

This. It’s illegal to vote if you’re dead, but somehow you can continue to be on the ballot???

Watch more Animal House. ;)

The gall of the “only procreative sex” crowd is just unbelievable. No sex for infertile people, it would have to be a sin. Cancer took your reproductive bits? SO SAD. No sex for you. Too old to procreate? No sex for you. (Goes without saying, boner pills are also against the will of God, but, you’ll never hear them…

I asked a very nice, sane Catholic anti-abortion friend if she thought aborted fetuses went to Hell. The answer was no, of course not. So if it’s the women’s souls they’re so concerned about, why aren’t they out there throwing themselves in front of liquor stores, or casinos, or divorce attorneys? There’s a lot of…

They do this at my small-town Walmart, and I always thought they were just checking to make sure I actually HAD a receipt. I can’t imagine what data they’re actually reading on there in the .02 seconds they glance at it.

This story and accompanying rage speak to me so much right now. I came home at lunch to find my husband asleep. At almost noon. Because he didn’t have anything pressing at work today. (he’s a corporate pilot, so he works essentially alone in a totally unsupervised position with ridiculously low hours of actual…