Wow. He's the worst, but your former mother-in-law can go fuck herself with a cactus too.

My favorite part of this story is definitely Judge Judy. HOW DID SHE FIND OUT? IS SHE OMNISCIENT???

I had to take my mother to the emergency room while I was visiting her one weekend. I ended up staying for several days because she was super sick and my dad is basically incapable of caring for a houseplant, let alone a human. When I got back to my apartment I shared with my ex, the place was totally trashed and he…

This picture basically sums up American media. Show all the gore you want. Gouge out eyeballs. Have open wounds gaping on screen. But for the love of God, don't let anyone see that he has a penis.

I got far less of that and far more of 'Don Lemon is a fucking joke who wouldn't know journalism if it smacked him upside his ignorant ass head.'

This panel make-up is part of what is wrong with modern journalism. Some producer was thinking, 'for my panel on the N word, I need a balanced approach, so I definitely need to include a white dude to make it legitimate.' No.

The fact that the dumb white guy's last name was "Ferguson" pretty much proves that the universe has an inherent drive towards irony.

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Tits and ass.

That Dr. Phil. Always trying to help people while the camera happens to be rolling.

Yes, please make this happen! I would recommend Anne Heche's memoir. That one was a real "oh boy..."

On Kroll Show, Dr. Armond (a dog plastic surgeon) is best friends with Kelsey Grammer.
It must somehow be a reference to this, right? hah

jealous? Women who complain about other women "not acting their age" usually have some personal issues of their own. MYOB

Because if anyone is oppressed, it's rich straight white Christian men who are just trying to homophobe in peace. The UN should really do something about this.

The whole issue is such bullshit anyway. Giuliana wasn't insulting her beautiful black woman's hair. She was insulting her WIG, for the love of G-d! I could have been wearing it instead of Zendaya, and I'm as white as they come. The remark was a lame attempt at being witty, she apologized, and it should be over. …

Yes, it must of.

Well, Tom, if you can think of a better term to describe songs from The Sound Of Music, I'd sure like to hear it.

Yes, you were.

And when Julie Andrews hugged her...I can't even.

Fucking amazing.