Oh buddy, how wrong you are.

“Some of y’all can count TO TEN?!”

Same with the Gwinnett Braves name! Gwinnett of course was founded by a group of racists, and was later the home of more racists.

“Nice to see him get from the beach here to the ballpark...”

Good for him. That’s all I’ve got. Everybody deserves a good day every once in a while.

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

People who have not paid attention to this baseball season would also pick a picture of the Astros with two players who are not on this year’s team (Castro and Carter)....

Interviewer: Would you like to punch LaVar Ball in the head? If so, what part?

Yes, yes, please don’t flip the Valkyries.

“But in the summer? You can wear a sleeveless hoodie.”

Replace Russ with Kawhi and the thunder don’t make the playoffs.

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

Hey Kotaku I would disablr adblock if your ads were more subtle having to watch an ad before the page loads is bs in it’s must revealing form. Att. a long time reader.

Did you just write about a unique bat and then not post any pictures of it?

I know Straight Outta Compton was a success but not hip hop artists need biopics. I keep seeing on Instagram how people want a Wu Tang movie next, how the fuck would that work ?

For the love of God please let Derek Fisher still be on the roster when they next meet the Red Sox, so he can go up against relief pitcher Matt Barnes.

Here’s another stat to remember. Only about 5% of gun owners belong to the NRA. Because the NRA is a fucking evil institution that represents fucking irresponsible assholes and not responsible gun owners.

What’s the appropriate level of punishment? If I get thrown in jail I lose my job for not showing up to it. If I’m convicted it becomes difficult to get any job. However, it is possible to get one. At what point is a person reformed and deserving of a second chance? A professional athlete isn’t a job quite like any…

Aston Martin V12 vantage with a 6 speed manual.