Reading is fundamental. here’s four references to Vicodin on just one page. There are dozens more.

This is totally inaccurate:

That means he has scholarflower ear.

I usually don’t comment, but as an ER doctor seeing the reactions of players here and also yesterday’s story about Kone “saving” an unconscious player’s life, I have to say something. If some one sustains a head/neck injury like this DO NOT start prying his/her mouth open to prevent tongue swallowing. Please DO leave…

I’m still dying to know who that is in the front left. Man, he needs a punching.

Slippery little boy child slaps the skin balloon through the meat trees of the big beef daddy.

No beach in Philadelphia! I am shocked!

This petty cattiness is more worthy of Carrie Bradshaw.

He doesn’t say “Fuck it” at the end; he says “Fuck outta here.”

Wow what a dunk!

Cherry got popped.

This line is good as hell.

“Although I’m sure his replacement would be almost as bad so it’s cold comfort at best.”

Like the Republicans respected the office of the President by blocking every single thing Obama tried to do from day one while feeding the worst suspicions held up by the very man who replaces him that he’s not American, secretly Muslim and wants to destroy the nation.

God save us from President Pence.

The decision to vote either Trump or Clinton is not a simple difference of opinion. The man is openly hostile towards women, immigrants, people of color, and, to a lesser extent, LGBT folks (although Pence more than makes up for it on that front). And this doesn’t even take into account how erratic and capricious he…

Wtf has happened to Jalopnik? Guy “mods” his car by making the factory bypass valve stay open to have the stock exhaust a bit louder and people are complaining that it’s not fair to the general public? Gimme a break people.

Just need a decent paint job? Don’t need showroom? Seriously, and I know I’ll get downvoted for this, but Maaco is made for this. Specifically, their mid-tier paint job.