Fuck EAG with a rusty crowbar, always and forever.

Out of his 4 selected teams, I can only see him going to KC, and even that’s questionable.

Jalopnik’s resident Porsche owner Stef Schrader mispronounces “Porsche” intentionally as “Parsh”, which is both a sort-of pet name for her beloved car as well as the brand. This is fine! This is intentional. She knows what she is doing.

There’s tape measures to steal!

I didn’t know anything about superspeedersRob until a week or so ago when Jalop ran that article about him. I already can’t stand him. Just has a total douchey persona.

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This reads like something a politician would write, ticking off all the buzzwords “the teens” are using these days. Hopefully it’s intentional satire, but I’m unfamiliar with your prior work so not entirely sure. I’ll check on you for a while though.

Bob Costas makes annotations on genius.com

God damn, man!

The story Emma wrote Saturday and this one both quote Noel wrong.

All of the videos using that player on my computer look like that. Is it some sort of bandwidth problem or is it really that shitty? I can stream HD/4k no problem, so the problem isn’t on my side if it is bandwidth related.

It’s an Infographic, not a Meme. But putting that word in the headline wouldn’t get as many clicks.

I’m sure it’s there in Cincinnati, but outside the region, I don’t really ever hear Marvin Lewis’ name come up in coaching change talks. I know they’ve had some good years, but after that many playoff losses, you’d think he’d at least be talked about a little.

Congratulations! You’re what’s wrong with this country. Once the police apprehended him, they had every right to slam him to the ground and put their knee into his back and cuff him. But outright punching him because they were mad about him causing a police chase? Nah, bruh. That’s the type of playground stuff you…

Absolutely, but I live in Houston. The last two years of his time here were really sad, because all of the local sports talk radio guys, and most of the fans, were trying to run him out of town because he wanted $x amount of dollars and his stats didn’t line up with the elite guys. I guess what they never realized is…

The ‘17 S-Class will be available with an I-4 gas engine?

They do. They have a contract with NBC. NBC has a twitter account for it, @NDonNBC. The announcers during the game openly root for ND as if they’re fans calling a home game. Its sickening, and so, so Notre Dame.

The owner’s Instagram is @Maxige78. He’s friends with @powerslidelover and they have some really excellent pictures and video clips pretty regularly.

As a former Z4M Coupe owner, this news excites me!