I can't imagine what it must take to work in production on shows like that and not crack up over lines like that. 

I agree that he is wasted here, but Denim Vest is at least as good a derisive nick name as Vegetable Lasagna. 

I am going to defend that Simsism since Jerry really does seem to much of a germophobe that he would be bothered by it.  And to up the Simsian criticism, it is inconsistent with him sending back the Choclate Babka for having a hair in it and refusing to eat at Poppy's restaurant after seeing that Poppy doesn't wash…

Good nudity is going to have some variation just due to the expansive variety in weird fetishes.  If you surveyed a thousand people, you would find good naked can include everything from playing Hungry Hippoes to retching into a toilet.

That would be the Burning.  Let me boldly predict that Sims will find it odd that in making up and breaking up with Puddy dozens of times, Elaine never figured out he was a Christian. 

Frank has always found Elaine to be, what's the word?  Supercilious.  

How were the Feats of Strength? 

And yet, you, like me, looked, thinking it was going to be something. 

But at the crucial moment, as the oddly upbeat score thrums in the
background, his resolve goes soft. As he tells the first doctor he
finds: My dick’s broke."

While this sounds intriguing, the presence of multiple set pieces about weird, musical performances is sort of troubling.  The movie sounds solid enough that it would seem like by the third or fourth musical sequence they would get irritating.  As with fight scenes, I would hope that the cinematography is good enough…

@avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus , your theory is equally awesome and creepy.  While it wouldn't be implausible, it just seems like tagging on way too much psychosis for one character.  Characters on this show can be plenty screwed up, but adding on an imaginary family just seems like he becomes a…

If someone has to rip off ideas, I would prefer that they at least be good ideas.  I have never heard of Zynga games being described as anything other than an exercise in menu-navigation, much less an actual fun experience.  I'm going to lay off the company since they occasionally tap the player's good will to raise…

David Sims has earned a pretty hateful following from his Seinfeld reviews. 

People really should never bring it up again, but fuck you anyway.  Ghostbusters was a fine film. 

The old posters were once young and heard their share of mom jokes.  Who will break the cycle?  Certainly not me.  My mom, according to most people I know, was also a slut. 

I thought that was the most cogent part of the argument too.  The Rolling Stones are probably not hurting for lack of money, but they certainly have lost a lot of relevancy by refusing to age with anything like dignity. 

I am not sure they realistically expected to successfully pin the murder on Raylan.  While it is not unheard of someone to be wrongfully convicted of murder, the framing of evidence was getting shoddier.  That said, even a shoddy case has the potential to spook Raylan's superiors enough to order him to keep a…

I think I am getting it wrong, but he had the line of the night with, 'they debunked that on Mythbusters.' 

I think there is some corrolary to the Checkov's gun maxim where if you mention that a gun can jam, it will jam at the least opportune moment.  I believe this is the third mention that the device jams by Quarles.

Ides of March-I assumed they were going to explain what political acumen Gosling's character possessed that made his allegiance so valued, but you couldn't do that within the space of a two minute trailer.  Sadly, they didn't during the actual film and the film managed to squander a performance by Phillip Seymour…