"If I’m out on the street, and it starts to go down, I don’t back off until it’s finished."  I'm going to take a break from our regularly scheduled Sims mocking and say that this quote is indicative of what Sims said Kramer's character turned into.  Kramer has does get weird enough that it seems like the writers can…

Not quite.  They omitted I wrestled a bear once, who, unlike these bands, sound infinitely worse than their name.  Sure these band names suck, but not all of the bands are terrible. 

He and Newman making sausages in Jerry's kitchen is a slightly less disturbing image than him helping Frank try on the Bro.  Sorry, manziere. 

The fact that she appeared in Curb Your Enthusiasm and Arrested Development looking stunning should really kill the notion that she was fumpy in any way.  The hair and clothes might not look great now, but she was undeniably pretty. 

Stretch also works, particularly for shorter people. 

Also awesome, Kramer and Newman dancing their way out of the room. 

Right.  And it isn't as if Jewish features are so particular to Jewish people that you don't meet people who have either a small bit of Jewish ancestry or perhaps none that they know of and yet still might pass as one of the tribe.  For the absolute verisimilitude that Sims demands, the plot wouldn't really work…

Lucky teenagers indeed. 

"Tell him to eat a plum!"  I prefer to eat an apple everyday myself, but I still give out Morty's advice whenever I can. 

Is it the only time Estelle yells from off-screen?  I love how she stays on top of the conversation only to periodically yell. 

I deserve a 'flagging' for getting that wrong.  Is it really 'we're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears?'

I'm not sure I need more political/news humor in my life, but he is undeniably great at what he does.  I too hope this hiatus isn't as ominous as it seems. 

If only there was some sort of a rock that could prevent both tiger and bear attacks…

We're here, we're clear, we don't want anymore bears!

This is the worst romantic-comedy released this week. 

Although this is true, I would think there is a law of diminishing returns to baiting readers for clicks.  Otherwise, wouldn't they find a way to put Bret Ratner and Dawes into the same article more often?

Maybe he meant White Castle.  As in , 'that Santorum guy works so hard and deserves a break occasionally, I hope to see him in a White Castle, eating tons of fresh, tasty Hamburgers." 

50 Cent has made some great terrible movies (Before I self Destruct, Get Rich or Die Trying) and one that was just terrible and boring (Home of the Brave).  Although the fact that he co-wrote the script makes me optimistic, I'm still not going to go see this in theaters. 

You guys would really hate his memoir. 

I believe he was pivoting off of a point made by Barbara Ehrenreich how breast cancer had become akin to a rite of passage for women, joining a sisterhood.  Still, the point was well made. 
ETA I see Shock and Au Contraire already made this point.