Find me an 80-year-old woman in Alabama who isn’t racist and I’ll believe any damn thing you want me to because you are clearly some sort of deity.

I unfortunately spent an entire Thanksgiving with a couple like this. Eight hours.

My question here is, when men get involved with women like this, are they confused by what’s about to visited upon them? Are they unaware they’ve turned their life over to an unreasonable, unpleasant termagant? Is this on purpose?

Being overly sensitive to common noises (chewing, breathing, etc) is actually a mental illness (look up Misophonia). How do I know? Let’s just say that I too am married to someone who could hear a cricket fart three blocks away but cannot hear herself chewing.

What lucrative career, exploiting their children for reality tv? Google says that he only has a high school diploma, and hasn’t worked since 2004. Fridays actually seems like the upper limits of jobs he’s qualified for. He has been out of the workforce for years, when he last worked your mac ran Puma. Jobs are hard to…

To be fair, though, she is a bitch and she is eating those crackers like she owns the place.

I too am a male homosexual (I prefer the term “invert”) and three or four times I’ve had this nightmare where I’m married to Jeff Lewis of “Flipping Out.” From one of them I woke up screaming. My real husband asked me what was wrong.

Sometimes I can’t decide if shutting up about that is the right thing to do. Like, maybe the emergency response committee at work needs to know that the guy in the cube next to me wheezes while sitting perfectly still.

Yeah, it would’ve died eventually. It reminded me of the Von Dutch nonsense of the early 2000s.

I never watched this show. This is...an interesting dynamic.

What you’ve got is a chicken-egg thing. He can’t do anything to satisify her, she continues to be a uuuugh bitch, he stops trying, she nags even more.

Did. Did you not just watch that clip where she layed into him for breathing?

But I think he put a face to the douche. Before, it was like, stop wearing that—it’s douchey. But maybe they wouldn’t believe you. But then it was, stop wearing that—Jon Gosselin wears that. And then I think they got it.

yep. cracker syndrome as i call it

God, she had the ultimate “Let me speak to your Manager” haircut.

northie’s response:

Agreed on all counts. The most important takeaway is that death threats are never acceptable, and no one should ever be subjected to them. We are fucking better than that.

Is this not a blog?

Someone needs a safe space.