That looks like Canasta.

Love the Ordinary Vitamin C lotion in silicone.
HATE nwhat it does to my pillowcases.

Yah, luckily my workplace gives me unlimited time off for the out-of-province trips to see my mother, so I can take the extra days for  road travel every time.

Oh, wait.

That was me. I moved it. If you ever used the ouija board with me, I was jerking the oracle around slowly from letter to letter because your slumber party was annoying and that game was boring and I liked watching you freak out.

I didn’t think it looked like her until I got in up close. Up close it does.

I’m not American. I can tell you that people are upset because this shit is fucked up.

Yeah, I didn’t think of it as an monarchy thing so much as a “did he just blow in front of a 92 year old woman?” thing.

This is hilarious.

My dad died when I was 16.

I remember getting that star. That felt earned.

Wait—they thought you were serious about being engaged? Or they thought you were telling a lie but that you seriously expected them to believe it.

I am very taken with this story and love Jr high you.

Counterpoint—cleaning ears with a q-tip feels so good it’s almost sexual and I will never stop.

...and my heart is spiders.

There is no way a few kids aren’t going to be “lost” to a few sick friends of the administration.

This video makes me embarrassed for both of them.

Sometimes in the subway, people stop and look around at the top of the escalator, blocking the flow of traffic.. That’s not only bothersome, but dangerous.
Shanks for all the Toronto tourists, I say. Thanks for the tips, America.

Or you could just be an ego-driven narcissist who believes he has the right to kill people he thinks are beneath him.
That’s an option.

WHO THE FUCK CARES EVER ABOUT SOCKS IN A POOL.
It’s chlorinated within an inch of your life. I

I’m not OP but will take this shot—I was well into indie before about 5y ago when I stated paying attention to my career and got marred and shit. And my music didn’t update.
So I’ll take catch up lessons from anyone willing to give them.