I feel like the show probably asked him to act like he doesn’t cook much in order for the narrative of the “do-nothing” to stick? Because I’m sure he doesn’t cook, even if he can.
To be fair, the cooking portions of that show feel useless every time.

So for you, spoiling the expensive dinner of an ally is unacceptable collateral in a fight where children’s lives are literally at stake.
Got it.
Good to have you on the team.

We are absolutely all flawed nations. And we all still agree to side eye the States. And it’s not “because of all the freedom” or whatever it is you tell yourself

I don’t hate the idea of a modern spin on Little Women.
But I doubt how current it could actually be when every fucking person has 2004 flat-iron waves.
Evangelicals? Wine-o-clock suburban moms? Women who still say “rock the house?” 
Maybe all of the above!

For fucks sake. It tried to kill her.
If anything legit tries to kill you you get to kill it. Those are the Earth Rules.

I say this with all the patience I can muster as a non-American:
AMERICANS HAVE NEVER BEEN THE “GOOD GUYS”. Not recently. Pretty much never. The closest you came was WWII and that was a good couple years after you watched all your Allies get stripped and socketed, until you finally had to join, because you’d played…

I refuse to believe these people actually care about higher power, and assume this is some kind of money-laundering scheme funnelled through a religious organization.
Because they are loveless fucks. You know.

Then don’t say stupid things.

Except not. Because if 1/3 of the 60% are black, 1/3middle eastern and 1/3 hispanic, then each of the above groups are still a 2-1 minority compared to the white kids. And since the non-white groups are far more diverse than that, it’s splintered even further.

That pic just made my clit shrivel up.

Hey—you try doing that much blow without looking pasty. It’s not cheap getting your skin to the exact colour and sheen of a loogie.
Peasant.

I love you.

Fuck flip flops and all the gross, lazy people getting loads of dirt in the torn-open skin between their toes.

Her outfit. Her outfit is fucking fun and I love it.

Nope. I’m a white lady her age.
Nope.

How you gonna count Javier—he is only mentioned as dead, and never seen.

Pippa Middleton looks 10 years older than she actually is.
How can that be for a rich person?

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Hanks.

You sure sound like you think that support for voluntary sex workers and the work to eliminate sex trafficking cannot coexist. You insinuate it a hundred fucking times. You can’t plead a technicality on that because you didn’t use the exact words. You know exactly what you’re doing with that argument. Grow up and can…