If he ran a strip of masking tape up the centre of his face, most of his features would be obliterated. That’s one less expense when robbing a bank.
And THAT’s more meth-making money—FOR LESS!
Evolution.

I can’t believe I’ve never heard that before, but I’m taking it for the always hard dark months of the year.

Eh....You might. But I think it’s a linguistic issue muddying the waters.

I’m having a hard time reading these. I want to. But every instance I read about sexual harassment (nevermind rape) makes me feel like I should revisit the cases in my own life, makes me feel like I shouldn’t be shelving those instances as “manageable,” makes me feel like I should be hurt and angry when I’ve spent so…

now i’m expecting some dirt on you to turn up..

It’s my absolute favourite. Those guys as workout company are the only reason I am in shape.

I mentioned it elsewhere, but I was raised Catholic in Central Canada, and most of those people vote left. I’d argue that Catholicism is rather socialist.

I was raised Catholic in Central Canada, and most of those people vote left.
Catholicism is pretty socialist, especially next to evangelicals.

Well I’m excited for the stellar “Liar City” podcast episode this will inspire, so this is all great for me.

You do not want to stand out.
Gauche.
Try a Jason.

So these blogs are like whorehouses for knockoff purses, then?

This person sounds like she has marbles i her mouth that she put there because she was shitfaced.

Oh shit, I forgot all about those things because I was paying attention to this thing.
If only people could know more than one thing at a time.

“I”m not racist— I have minorities who work for me.”

Funny—I’m having the opposite problem. I’m glad all the #metoo shit is happening, but I also have to not read most of the stories, because they give me anxiety, like they tell me I shouldn’t be letting things go and that it’s something and can’t or shouldn’t get past.

His mouth is moving funny through the whole thing.
MY money’s on dislocating dentures.

However, it doesn’t mean that women can simply expect to be coddled by taking the assumptive that they’re always safe.

Then reword it. Because that sounded dim and ditzy and did no one any favours.

“The Zack ATTACK....and Did We Ever Have a Chance?”

Look, I’m sure she’s a tight skater and all. And getting broken into is fucking awful.
But expounding that someone “broke in and stole her Louboutins” as evidence of how tough she is?
Come. ON.
Reword it or rethink it.