I think we underrate Melo generally, but him mopping up Slovakia isn’t exactly where I’d start. His career reminds me a little of T-Mac’s: a great pure scorer who could get you 30 on any night but one who never quite found the right pieces around him to be successful in the playoffs.

Counterpoint: NBA money is all monopoly money anyways; not spending monopoly money on KD makes you the guy-in-the-monocle’s bitch.

Applebee’s; you’ve made a poor choice in where to live, now make a poor choice where to eat.

How can a country whose main cultural export is beautiful boys be so uptight. 

Made for the following people in their entirety:
You, Me

With the series going to US soil, you knew the Canadians were going to get rid of their Looneys.

this is not even the most popular gif of Alex Len in warmups

Too bad it seems to be difficult for the wrong reasons. I like a difficult game but not one made artificially difficult due to controls.

Wow that last question. Damn.

I love the idea that Magic was gonna spend three seasons grooming somebody for a job that Magic would have only ever had for three seasons at that point. 

Last thing Magic needed was more aids working against him. 

If Vince ever ran focus groups for his product, I suspect they’d go like this.

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

Kim Mulkey’s grimace at the sight of a fast food spread for the Baylor Women’s Basketball team’s visit to the White House is worth a thousand words.

You mean that time they started a black QB on December 3, 2017 and then the coach and GM got fired on December 4, 2017? 

The list of delayed features includes:

What’s the name for someone who displays Dunning–Kruger effect like tendencies within their own field of expertise? Is it the Grunfeld-Gruden effect?

MLB - “We’re totally against anything racist, suspensions all around!”

Also MLB - “This week on Sunday Night Baseball: Braves at Indians!”

As a fan of Gangstagrass I feel this conversation could’ve happened waaaay sooner.

“In Memoriam of Some Guys.”