Para ball-ar, Mo Bamba
Se necessita una tibia completa
Una tibia completa
Para mi, para ti, ay arriba ay arriba

Regular reminder to everyone Tom Clancy games, novels, etc. are inherently political. They build and are built upon a world view that US military members, intelligence agents and law enforcement agents could solve all of our problems if the darn bureaucracy and politicians would just get out of their way and let them…

“im not political! im not political!!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

Cmon Channing wasn’t THAT b... oh Fyre. Never mind. 

This dumb dumb team. This goddamn Fyre Festival of a sports franchise.

Kristaps and Luka. This is the dream I didn’t know I had 6 months ago.

Upton’s father, when reached for comment, said, “This is B.S.”

It’s apparent that reporters droning on about this topic have cut him really deep

PLAYING BASEBALL WHEN ACCIDENTALLY STRUCK OWN TESTICLES SWINGING A BAT

Vlade Divac is quoted as saying, “It had no effect on me. In fact, it’s less than I’m used to.”

How about the NFL just do everyone a favor and cancel that Giants 49ers game entirely?

I used to work at TrustedReviews - I left several months before the offending article was published. I don’t have intimate knowledge of why TI Media, which owns TrustedReviews, chose to settle the case, but I know no laws were broken obtaining the documents. To my knowledge, they were emailed anonymously to a member…

“Switches are good for kids and adults.”

This sucks but at least John Cena will grant a wish for him. 

Was anyone else curious about the unnamed “brother-in-law” that she used as a human shield in her announcement?

It was surprisingly hard to google him because she’s apparently been married 4 times. It turns out that it’s her current husband’s brother who died in a training accident over a decade before she met her…

Thassa DEEP fackin’ cut, kid!

As a general rule, if you find yourself actually typing out the words “Oh, am I, Brenda?” you missed your exit. 

You make it sound like games are art...