WWF/E has had that for a long time, there have been several cage matches that ended with a “thrilling” race between one guy climbing the cage and another crawling through the door. But I agree it’s stupid af.

At what point in time did they start opening the door during cage matches? I remember when I was little a cage match meant the first person to climb out of the cage and touch the floor won. I stopped watching for a while while I was in high school and college and when I came back you won cage matches by walking…

The meme isn’t complete until somebody hides in the bushes and jumps out to block the dunk.

Unfortunately Thin Mint Joe weighs half of what he used to and they are charging more for tickets to see him. 

A lot of fast food places time the service. If your times go up on average, management can come down on the store, the managers, and the employees. No raises, staff cuts, etc.

Also, do not give me wet money. That’s gross.

Things that piss me off as a cashier:

Minnesota to Utah? Ricky Rubio is going to have the shittiest stories about America when he returns to Spain.  

Here’s how to reconcile your conceptions of Phil:

“No one makes a list of the best 64 or 96 players at any position and just hands out jobs. It doesn’t work that way. Back-half-of-the-roster jobs usually come down to fit.”

Yeah anybody who deals with corporate hiring knows “just not a good fit for our culture here” is the default euphemism for someone you don’t want…

So you have beliefs even you find problematic? Maybe sit back and question some of those problematic beliefs and think about them.

Nakamura v. Ibushi at Wrestle Kingdom 9 is still my all time favorite match. The contrast between Nakamura’s strong style vs. Ibushi’s combination of flippy stuff and technical wrestling, the fact both guys sell so well, and the simple storyline going in made it so great.

*KENTA/Itami does the Charlie Brown sad walk back to Full Sail*

I’m trying to come up with better athlete/politician combos than Jeb and Jeets, but damn, it is not easy.

Yeah Meats!

You “have to read” this? Someone forced you to click on this article and read it? Fuck off

Hold on. Can we take a minute to talk about how fucking fantastic the name Pumpsie Green is?

Women everywhere thank you, RoyeEugene, for explaining things to us that we already understood by virtue of fucking existing as women every day of our lives.

Mighty Mouse won the fight so easily that he was already back streaming on twitch the next day like nothing happened.

He definitely has the ability. He’s shown it many times when he’s played on Team USA and surrounded by Lebron and other strong players. He’s not dominating the ball, so he’s rebounding, playing defense and assisting. Many times he’s shown he’s the best player on the court when he’s filling that role.