Belichick: [rips huge bong hit] You know I bet the government secretly records everyone.

I tweeted this a few months back after #NXTTakeover:

Well Triple H has been pretty involved with the advancement of the women on NXT So I get why he is taking some screen time.. (He even used Charlotte, Sasha, and Alexa Bliss for his ring entrance at last year’s Wrestlemania. Usually this job would have been given to paid models, but he decided to give it to three women…

I love them so hard

Me when I saw a positive wwe article on Jez:

This was the most disgusting thing to come out of a Hasselbeck’s mouth since the last airing of Fox & Friends.

Sasha Banks is a wrestling genius. She’s one of the top five workers in the company, has an exceptional grasp on how to pace a match WWE-style, and besides Owens is probably the best heel in the company. She made a little girl cry by taking her headband and beating up her hero...that’s a solid kayfabe villain right…

The fucked up thing about Gilbert Arenas is his total nonchalant demeanor actually puts me in a state of nonchalance when reading about him.

Fisher fled the house and headed straight to Temecula, where he hoped Barnes would meet him to truly finish the fight.

Great, like we need another endless week of Manziel and some talking heads.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

On the bright side, C.C. Sabathia finally has some drinking buddies again.

“It seems like Williams was utterly unable to carry out his job by doing anything other than making plans and sticking with them, unique circumstances be damned”

Hey, a partially separated shoulder isn’t that big of a deal, sport. Your arm and neck are just trying to work some things out right now, okay? We still love you very, very much. And just like your neck and face, rough patches are a thing you just have to deal with sometimes. This has nothing to do with arm’s special…

There’s a 141 2/3% chance of TNA not surviving.

He thinks he’s setting a good example and being a good role model but the greatest Yankee of them all was Mickey Mantle, and The Mick never would have gone to rehab.

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