Did you watch the video? It’s actually a super safe course. Everything is quite wide, sturdy, and low to the ground. He even put some grips on the roof so she won’t slide on her way down.

Hey guy, guess what. Fun people kind of suck, OK?

That’s not how it works. If it was they’d have no followers.

This is why I’m on tranquilizers. My natural urge is to intervene in anything dangerous with a “STOP THAT RIGHT THIS INSTANT! YOU COULD DIE!!!”

I love this so goddamn much. The girl is clearly an ANW superfan and I see that she is learning from the veteran ninjas. She is clearly studying their techniques when it comes to the obstacles. I mean one handed on the zip line? That girl is confident. She really is a superstar.

one handed zip line, wow. i was a strong kid but couldnt hold my own weight, felt like i had noodle arms.

I’m thinking about creating a line of IN THE CLOSET FOR JESUS T-shirts and mugs.

i think he’s cute but not handsome and not jessica williams level

So we’re looking for the one who thinks his wife AND mother are bitches? Hmmm...

Man, everybody hates on the vapers! It’s a healthier alternative to smoking, that’s a good thing.

Personally, I simply want to reduce the vaping community down to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it.

Grover Norquist, failed comedian/running joke.

But those men have wives and mothers too, and they probably wouldn’t hesitate to call them bitches. sigh. I think we’re back to the drawing board buddy.

What he meant to say is Holt is black.

It’s their strategy. Attack the reporters and cow them into asking softball questions.

It’s as if Trump thinks that a private conversation with Hannity supersedes what he said on the record in the media.

Counterpoint: Yes he did!

Chris Christie didn’t deserve that.

I swear to god Hillary grew younger and stronger during that rant.

How many times did he say Sean Hannity? I bet Hannity is confused and flattered right now