We’re doing this thing for the Poors, why aren’t you people grateful?

Willam 2016!

The ability to remain cool and coherent in a tough situation is a survival skill. It’s only acquired when you’ve been pushed, tested or not given the benefit of the doubt.

Her “you know, I think you’re asking very negative questions” line drove me nuts. Ooohhhhh no, I’m being asked a very valid question that’s tough for me to answer.... I know, I’ll deflect and call the interviewer a big meanie weanie and not actually answer the question!

I love undersharing. I wish it was the norm.

When asked why she didn’t discuss her pneumonia diagnosis until after it became abundantly necessary to do so, she said she “didn’t think it was going to be that big a deal.”

Jill Stein thinks wifi rots your brain, and though you’re providing pretty solid evidence of that belief, that’s up there with being a vaccine truther. Oh shit, she’s also a vaccine truther.

If you want third parties to have a realistic effect on the politics and policies of the United States, encourage to run for any other fucking position than President. Then they might actually have a chance at winning, AND they’ll build name recognition and public trust.

Until then, remember that the Republicans are…

Because the military and intelligence agencies will suddenly cease to exist if you vote third party?

This has been the worst election for choosing the lesser of two evils.

“I am indignant at the use of this overly bombastic misleading shaming rhetoric! My word!”

You should vote how you want.

You don’t get to just pretend that your moral high ground doesn’t have real world consequences, jerk

No, she doesn’t believe that! God!

Not really. It’s choosing between the flu and stage 4 brain cancer. Yes, both can kill you, but one is a much better option.

It’s fine that you don’t want to vote for a candidate that you don’t think represents your ideals, but it is also fine that Bee lives in the real world and recognizes that: (1) there are only two candidates with a chance to win this presidential election and (2) if you refuse to vote for the one that most closely…

I’m sure deep down she really respects your need to remain morally pure.

actually its really really really easy.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

According to Jill Stein, though, mailing support to the snatch is one of the leading causes of autism.