Based on the conviction from Patel’s case, you were supposed to scoop up the contents and run to the ER, because maybe its heart hadn’t fully stopped by the time it was expelled. And their means to determine if you were a murderer, for not giving the miscarriage mouth-to-”mouth” while waiting for an ambulance, is to…

There was a steamer backstage, but he was still in the makeup chair, trying for the perfect shade of Oompa Loompa…

I think it That “Logic” would have put nearly all of my aunts, most likely my mom, my bestie, a few of my cousins, and both my grandmothers in jail/prison—because they ALL miscarried—some more than once—and both my grandmothers also had children who were stillborn!

Yeah, this whole “real women want/have children” bullshit. It’s so appalling.

I’m blaming all of the errors of the RNC on the Gay Mafia. This no steamer shit is right up their aisle. (kidding! Sorta)

Well, as an infertile woman, I already spent years hearing I am an evil woman who hates all babies and wants them all to die and particularly, their fertile mothers cause any woman with no children is EVIL. Even if you are actively trying to have some! Nevermind those childfree by choice people - those people are…

As a lawyer you do not want someone on your jury who wants to be there.

I’m confident the next call will be the one, though. You’ll finally get your ticket to “Jury Duty: The Slakening.”

Where do you live that he gets the letters once a year? That’s so frequent!

Maybe it was a show of (fake) solidarity with us “little people” who don’t have our clothing tailored.

Am I the only weirdo who actually wants to serve on a jury? I’ve been summoned twice (once at 18 and again at 26) but never was chosen to serve. The last case I was a potential juror for was a murder case too.

I thought the same thing about Melania’s dress (for the speech). She customized the sleeves, but didn’t fix the fit at the waist and hips.

Because at the slightest hint of steam, Trump’s cranial hair pie would explode into frizz.

I was coming here to post exactly this... even I have my clothes tailored to fit - and I am definitely not a gazillion-aire. #tailorsmatter

I feel the same way when I see bad wigs\weaves on rich people.

Ive read that having clothing that doesn’t quite fit/isn’t flawless is part of the “connect to the common man” strategy. That’s why Ted Cruz always looks like he got dressed in the dark

Right? How was there not a steamer backstage for her?

I thought about this too. And it’s also kinda wrinkly?

Can someone explain to me why a millionaire didn’t think to get her dress TAILORED?