I’m betting the #1 killer of cops is heart disease, not black people.

And yet, somehow, as if by magic, cops manage to do their jobs without becoming paranoid trigger-happy psychopaths around white people, who—let’s be clear—account for the other sixty percent.

Speaking of, why not launch a counter-class action suit against Señor Dipshit, Esq. on behalf of all “whites, Jewish and Christian” for whom he has caused irreparable damage to personal character and open defamation by insinuating that we are all tacit supporters of this race baiting shitbird’s shenanigans?

Seriously. I’d like to submit a formal request to have my pasty white Christian ass removed from the list of plaintiffs and counted as a defendant.

I’ll assume, by the same logic, that he’ll ALSO be suing the Officers who shot the black men in the first place, as they are ALSO instigators of racial violence?

Hey, as an actual sex worker (BDSM-centric, thank you very much) I take great offense to this mocking of my side profession!

...Nah, I’m just messing with you, I literally laughed out loud at this — though I have seen one or two penises (penisi?) that shocked me upon first viewing during forced bi scenes and made me…

This will probably get me pretend fired from my fictitious and satirical escort job, but I once serviced Klayman and his penis was stupid and he had ball fungus. I left. Satirically.

I read once that there was a year between the I Have a Dream speech and King’s death, and during that year he was working on economic justice. People seem to skip over that part.

Well, everyone knows the only thing Dr. King ever said was that one soundbite about the content of one’s character.

Yeah, it may not be a pleasant word, but you’d think they’d know how to spell ‘Klansman’.

That is the fucking worst, isn’t it?

I swear, you’d think MLK was the only black leader these people had ever heard of. Clearly, in his death, he’s the only one they’ll even feign respect for.

This is some hitchhikers guide to the galaxy level sass.

How do you even sue a movement? Klayman/Klaymen/Kalyman ought to know better. :-/

This guy’s argument sounds like this encounter I had on a playground as a kid. Other kid hits me in the shoulder. I hit him back in the shoulder. He hits me again, and then proclaims “Now we’re even!”

They certainly haven’t done Clinton any favors here on Gawker Media.

Exactly.

Yea, this has all the hallmarks of someone for whom English isn’t their first language. It is some micro-agressive bullshit to point that shit out.

For real!

“Frank’s posted a plot-thickening, grammatically unfortunate statement.”