Every accusation is an admission.

Missed opportunity to call it the Omelette.

It would have been faster but I had to create an account to comment. I’ve been lurking on Jalopnik for about 15 years, I guess it was about time. 

Do what I do and take a shot every time he says “But anyway...”.*

The right wing media ecosystem has spent the last decades gassing up the angriest, dumbest most heavily armed people in the country with paranoid fantasies and delusions and now they are acting surprised that the crazies are actually acting out now?

One wonders how stupid the ideas people at the big tech companies are.

This is exactly why I don’t use voice assistants to buy things. If I say “Alexa, buy dog food,” how do I know that it’ll be the right brand, the right quantity, the right ingredients, the right price? Sure, maybe it’ll buy the same one that you bought before, but sometimes companies update the same listing with…

Yes. It absolutely is. I’d rather reach for the light switch than reach for my phone. That adds steps. That does not make the smart home easier, it makes it harder. I don’t always have my phone on me at home. I don’t want to have to unlock my phone, find the right app, find the right light, and then turn it off.…

As long as there continues to be a way to shout “Lights off” without getting off the couch I’m cool.

Because she’s hot.

Republicans: “You see, this is why red flag laws don’t work. Even if someone has a history of domestic violence, sympathetic judges and sheriffs will just allow them to obtain firearms anyway. So we should just stop fighting it and let this country turn into a blood-soaked, old west free-for-all.  Oh, and something…

I can see how this could be a shitty family. This is the kid that listened to his crazy grandpa talk hateful shit at the holiday events and ran with it.

Voepel represents an area of San Diego County with a particularly toxic history. He was previously a member of the city council of Santee, widely regarded as one of the most racist cities in California. People jokingly call it “Klantee.” It’s the same town where that guy wore a KKK mask to the supermarket during…

Republicans: “We must protect our 2nd Amendment rights even though the US has daily mass shootings!”

there are objective rules or we live under the whims of billionaires,

You'd have to be a rather petite man for your nuts to be in trouble from that hitch. It's not even up to the knees of the person in the video. 

they’re saving those for a slideshow ;)

The LAST thing I ever want in a car is the interior getting brighter the fast I go. WTF? It’s bad enough having the incessant touch screens screwing with my night vision. Saab had the right idea with Night Panel - that was brilliant.

Wake me up when he faces any real consequences for his actions.