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One way or another, I’m going to learn about the new Bronco’s tech, and break it down for you in a detailed explainer. Invite or not, I’ll get it done.

wrong direction.

It does sound French doesn’t it?

On the daily I take my imported Nepalese carbon charq plug, soak it in a few oz of LubroMoly and shove it in the exhaust while the car warms up. You can practically smell the toxins floating away. It really brings my chi into balance before driving into work.

Don’t try to tell what orifices are for what, if you please

Jalopnik: Cadillac is stupid for using an alphanumeric system! They need to go back to names for their cars!

Why just one orifice? Don’t you know how to party?

You mean "dynamiq"

The number of ways that combo could go wrong is terrifying.

It’s an IoT connected jade suppository, powered by Cue!

Oh cool. A Corvair.

Just a picture to remind everyone that BMW used to make beautiful automobiles.

But why can’t he also want his company to succeed so that he continues to employ thousands of people? Why can’t he also want it to go away so that the economy in general can stabilize? Why can’t he also want it to go away so that people stop suffering?

You miss every shot you don’t take.

Back in the early 2000's I dated a Goth girl that had a van similar to this that was, you guessed it, black with red accents and interior (Looked more like the A-Team to me but she was born about the time that show was popular so she didn’t know what I was talking about). It had been passed down through 4-5 family…

I’m no expert in these thongs but I don’t think that surfboard theme upholstery is from the 70's. Looks contemporary repro to me. I wouldn’t worry about STD’s...this van hasn’t been rockin’.

So is he now the flattest flat Earther?

Those are all chock-diddily-full of win, Torch-a-rino.

Let’s hair it for Jason!  We love you, Jason, and everything about you!