“I don’t know anything about the car in the image. Nor do I know much about the picture—who took it, when they took it, or where they took it—but The Breaking News Team at VerticalScope, Inc., which owns the Mach E Club forum, notified Jalopnik of its existence. We’ll keep trying to figure out the image’s provenance…

“They’re already pissed at us about this.”
...annnnnnnd we’re pissed at them about that too.  Fk you, Ford. 

I took driver’s school and got my license in one of those.  It wasn’t the Nova I was expecting...

Wow. This is terrible. I can’t even come up with something witty to say.  Mr. Brownell’s lukewarm acceptance of this abomination is puzzling.

But will it go the distance?

Can the potheads please cultivate a variety that DOESN’T fucking reek.  Do what you want, but fuck man, you stink.  Keep that shit to yourself.

#trollife

“Thank you. Need a job? Jalopnik is apparently looking for a good writer.”
I sure do, but I’m already employed by a soul-sucking corporation that strives to keep me pigeon-holed whilst destroying the company with their shit ideas and lack of accountability. Sounds kinda like G/O Media. Thanks tho! 

I tried to trade my Veloster for a Mazda3. Aside from the fact that the dealer lowballed my Veloster trade-in and killed the deal, the Mazda3 had two big letdowns. First was the side of the drivers door portal. The driver’s door and it’s window are immense on the Veloster. The Mazda3 felt like trying to get into…

Let me save everyone some time. Conclusions - traction control on: Audi slightly better. Traction control off: Audi more sloppy than the others. Trade-offs abound, and no real standout winner.

You’re welcome.

I’m making a prediction.  My opinion, it’s guaranteed to be manufactured that way.

It’s gonna happen if we vote in a Democrat. I assure you, those with money who are propping up the economy and putting off what should already be a downturn will make us pay for voting out their orange gravy train.  Then they’ll sit back and point fingers...

Just a note about wire colors: colored wires can discolor over time and with heat. A red can age into something brown looking, a black can also age to look brown, a brown can age to tan or light gray. There is also the issue of people being color-blind. There is also the issue of the off chance that the light source…

It was a “touring” car, with the ubiquitous touring car wing.  IIRC they did pretty well but looked entirely out of place among the field of cars.  Dodge had zero road racing cred beyond the ACR Neon at the time.

With this feature, if you pee on my car you and your (hopefully impressive, but likely not) junk are definitely getting uploaded to every pee fetish porn site I can find.

Mazda has made the wrong bet. They are trying to be silly by pretending to offer a premium vehicle, with a corresponding premium price. The economy has probably already turned downward and we haven’t caught up to the point of admitting it. So, Mazda’s made a bad bet at a bad time. I’m really worried for them. I don’t…

Klaus Von Driftington, OBE.

Sir, I’ll have you know that the slightly under-cooked pancake is the only correct way to pancake.

“a mostly shit James Bond film”

No. 

I strongly recommend people take some time to fall down the rabbit hole in that catalog. There are some truly great pictures in there. The portraits are pretty good. The industrial stuff is next level.