Sir, I’ll have you know that the slightly under-cooked pancake is the only correct way to pancake.

“a mostly shit James Bond film”

No. 

I strongly recommend people take some time to fall down the rabbit hole in that catalog. There are some truly great pictures in there. The portraits are pretty good. The industrial stuff is next level.

Wouldn’t contact patch size and downward force be a factor.  In other words, the set of undriven wheels carry some of the weight of the vehicle, reducing it on the driven pair.  

Not feelin’ guilty at all. They could stack us like cordwood and really pump up those metrics.  No thanks.

I can’t recall ever reading anything so impassioned a car running on the Nürburgring.  Take a step back, man.

“it belongs to my friend”

Your “friend” is named Tavid Dracy, isn’t he? 

A running version of one of these used to park in my apartment complex. No idea whose it was. But then that apartment complex had a lot of people who possibly were participating in birth tourism, to the likely delight of the apartment management company, so it all kind of checks out.

I counter your ancient video game anecdote with one of my own, youngster: when that game was new, it was part of my grade-school curriculum. We rented a car and got to see the actual thing. This was taken just a bit past the summit. The trail is the embankment on the opposite side of the lake. The train runs there.

Just got back from a vacation in Alaska. In Skagway the pump didn’t take my card. I went in to tell the lady and do the normal pre-pay guesstimate nonsense.  She told me to go back outside and fill up and come back in to pay.  So, fill up.............THEN PAY.  This was such a curveball, but I did recall that this was…

I rented a 2019 Mustang convertible a few weeks ago. The LED headlights were TERRIBLE. I was in an extremely dark mountainous area with little to no oncoming traffic, so my eyes were fully night adjusted, and I don’t think I’ve ever had headlights that dim. Ever.

Call me a traditionalist.

I just spent a 2-week vacation with an all-day Fox News viewer and Trump supporter - an older white gentleman if you can believe it (/s). After finally having to call him out and lay down a logical smackdown, believe me, these people are full-on brainwashed. They allow this shit in and reject all other logic and reason…

I’d like to know exactly what ridiculous price Mazda’s turtleneck-toting CEO is asking for the 3.

Give me back my late-2000s Mazda!  It was stolen...by a man in a turtleneck.

You, sir/madam, are why we can’t have nice things.

The word ‘Altezza’ haunts me.  Like mullet.

I don’t get it.  If it costs them money to retain the car why is it the cost doesn’t go down?  Not only am I hit with the depreciation, the car has been sitting in the elements, outside of a garage, literally for years.  It’s like it’s Craigslist and they know what they have.

Someone who gets it! The sheer enormity of the driver’s door window pretty much the biggest advantage of the 3-door layout. Visibility is great. Think of how many small cars have the door pillar directly to your left.

Of course this is part communication problem and part sensationalism, so we can move past the airplane garbage.
Here’s my experience: road is slightly uphill and I hit a small stream of water while my cruise control is on. The front tires hydroplane and since I am moving slightly uphill and because of the drag of the…

I care not for the Nissan Slowgue, but no one does a better orange than a Nissan. Every time I see it it’s a striking color on a 100% meh vehicle.