This is definitely an overshare and off-topic, but your commented reminded me of a time I was blowing a guy and he shoved my head down on his dick and he whispered, “Don’t you love it when I make you choke on my cock?”

And even that one has been unacceptable for about the last fifteen years or so

Sorry, she ain’t had an ice cream cone in fifteen years. I’m sure she either took a single bite or it was someone else’s and she took a pic.

Yeah, Gwen’s gone full Blake. I bet when she was with Gavin it was all Bangers and Mash and Figgy puddings.

WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE COME GATHER THESE LADIES.

I love love loved her parents. That line particularly made me crack up.

Wait, we’re allowed to opt out of it? Finally. So long jerkbags!

Regardless of the rest of the whole thing, Jackie’s father was awesome.

Yes Karma, it’s revealing to know that everytime I key someone’s car that asshole had it coming.

I pay 575 a month for garage space here. Thats out of reach for most people

All of what you say is based on the premise that the universe is innately just. It is not. These people may very well go through their lives stepping on people and being happier for it and never facing consequences. They know it’s wrong and don’t care. Mere correction is not an option, because they already know they…

I live in NYC and park every day. This exact thing happened to me.

I love how molesting a bunch of little girls (mainly his sisters, one of whom was only 5) is not as bad as the cheating. Raise your hand if you’d much, much, rather you found out your spouse cheated on you than sexually abused a number of kids? I might be hurt about cheating, but I could see working past it. I would…

With 4 kids and literally no qualifications or achievements to her name, I think even with a different upbringing she’d be considering staying with the guy. That large a family isn’t cheap to raise - it’d pretty much be impossible on the $7.50 an hour jobs she’d be eligible for.

I would think something like this would be the whitest possible tweet:

I think it’s pretty clear that she’s referring to the world of sports in general. Serena is very likely the greatest active athlete amongst ALL sports but she rarely gets that credit.

I was just coming to say Serena+Maya=Awesome. Lindsay+Maya≠Awesome.

Serena does too if you try to lift her cell phone.

Sorry Lindsay Lohan, Serena wins this round of best quotation of Maya Angelou.

Leslie Jones is Bad. Ass.