he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

Adam Richman is an asshole and I liked him much better when he was fat. Anthony Bourdain should feel free to make fun of him. Guy Fieri is an easy target- Bourdain needs to raise his insult game.

I miss Kitchenette already

I love how a day after the story about the sexism at Gawker Media broke John Cook issued a layoff memo saying that Gawker is going to be about hard core politics and Jezebel is going to do more celebrity gossip and beauty articles.

If Charlie Sheen wasn’t telling his ex-girlfriend or his ex-fiance about his HIV status, he sure as hell wasn’t telling his hook-ups about it. Also apparently he just wanted to use lambskin condoms with his girlfriend which protect against pregnancy but do not prevent the transmission of diseases like HIV.

So you could say that Drew was keeping Boys on the Side.

That was probably really smart Drew.

The stereotyping doesn’t even stop there. The condescending omission of The Slot in all the mentions of political coverage stood out like a sore thumb.

dont hurt em, Hari

I am not sure how Hiliary and Kara can BOTH be right but they are.

(Are we talking bone-in,or bone-out?)

Obama. Hands down.

“She died doing what she loved”

Not ONE chubby chaser in the bunch. :\

TREVOR NOAH FTW. Here he is shirtless as proof of sexiness.

I’m voting Kodos.

Oh what a pathetic showing! It’s clearly Edward Snowden. I know there’s more sapiosexuals out there.

Alan Rickman has been my sexiest man alive for the last 16 years, (might be more, my late preteens was a confusing time sexually). I don’t care about his age, he can ask me to turn to page 394 until I die from orgasms.

Jeff Goldblum. Every year. Contest over.