When I was young, we fæder ure þu þe eart on heofonum and we liked it!

Go fig they would get it wrong. That is absolutely a cry-laugh, not tears of joy. I mean sheesh.

I thought that emoji was laughing so hard you cried, which I don’t equate with tears of joy. Do we really need a Daniel Webster of emoji?

I’m happy about this because it’s funny when old people get mad.

Being able to wear foundation without it looking like a kabuki mask #freckledgirllifegoals.

I always thought people getting freckles in the sun was a myth. I mean, I’m not as vigilant as I should be with sunscreen (i.e. I live in a place with >300 days of sun per year and I forget to wear sunscreen for most of them and I just tan. Everyone I know only burns or tans and the only people who get freckley in the…

curly, doesn’t matter, 5’9” and up.

All I could think of was this: who is this hermano?

Right, especially after that black college student got like 15 years for having anonymous craigslist sex (while positive).

No excuse for that BS. If he knew and deliberately didn’t tell his partners? Charge him.

Yeah, I really hope nothing like that has happened.

Most of these state Governors would probably make fun of the French just a week ago.

Let’s treat innocent people like inhuman garbage while they’re at their most vulnerable and desperate to survive.

I’m not saying anyone should be denied the right to marry based on the results of this imaginary counseling. Just that some sort of counseling/discussion of important issues should be a prerequisite to getting a marriage license.

I have lived with my partner for nearly three years now (we’ve been together for nearly five), and we share finances. It makes sense to. Taxes in the UK are at income point (so we don’t share tax returns and never will, if that makes sense), but otherwise everything is shared. For us, it didn’t make any sense not to…

If he infected somebody, I hope he will be prosecuted. It will devastate any of his partners’ life, but also, for sex workers, ruin their work and spread even more. What a shitty person. How can Martin sheen have such a child?

If I ran the world, marriage licenses would a $1000 without pre-marriage counseling or $20 with it.

You should have to renew your marriage like you renew your driver’s license, but more often. Every two years the first decade, then every five years. Both parties have to actively sign a piece of paper or an internet form, otherwise the marriage is dissolved

Honestly, I don’t really see how having a trial marriage is that different from living together for a year or two before marriage. Except perhaps combining your finances, living together will give you the same day-to-day experience as being married. And hopefully you’ll have thoroughly discussed finances and any other…

Libraryman and I have joked that there should be a marriage meter, so it lasts as long as you keep putting coins in it. If you both forget and let it expire, then you deserve a fine and the break up/ wake up.