I feel like people who say this don’t remember the shitty sketches and always think SNL peaked when they were a teen. It’s still awesome. I think The Lonely Island years brought something really special to SNL, mainly digital shorts.

Can we talk about how Bonnie seems to be on a mini murder spree or how worried I am about Conner’s super sweet boo?

The Crow needs production trouble; that’s its niche. I honestly think that the original wouldn’t have gained the cult following it has if it weren’t for the macabre mythos surrounding it. Without that gothy layer of real tragedy, The Crow is kind of silly.

None of those people are valid choices for Eric. NONE.

Bradley Cooper had once been rumored to be stepping in the role of Lee’s Eric Draven, as had Tom Hiddleston, James McAvoy and Channing Tatum.

Maybe it’s time they just caw the whole thing off.

I second your desire for a catastrophic injury. And I’m a Cowboys fan.

Thank you for doing this. I hate to look at these images, but people seem to forget that this is what it looks like when a man beats up a person less than half their size.
It’s crazy because while I know this will make (likely a positive) difference, I’m sad that it’s necessary. I’m sad that it took video of Ray Rice…

I respectfully vote against it.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

This is beyond horrifying.

Kids on the playground were using dolls to mime sex acts and you would stop by just to make sure ken brought a condom for safety and some lube for Barbie’s comfort.

I thought it was blowing into a dick and couldn’t imagine how that could be pleasurable at all.

Fun fact: That’s exactly why King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette had trouble conceiving. Louis would penetrate her, just kind of lie there for ten minutes, pull out, and go back to his bedroom. This went on for years.

When I was 6 I told my best friend Zoe that having sex meant getting naked and sticking you tongue in another person’s mouth and honestly that’s still how I have sex to this day.

This was my first instinct too. It is clearly the superior choice.

I thought that going down on somebody meant you kissed further down on their neck. I was in 9th grade when I learned what it really meant.

Calling protests counterproductive is having a very narrow view on this. The protests represent more than just against Trump. These protests can be used as a call to action. The loud “fuck you” heard after the rapist and murderers comment was because people are no longer taking this lying down. It may be…

I don’t think he’s saying anything about their intellect, but that they’re distasteful, which I think is practically fact.