It was a joke dumbass

YOU DON’T SAY.

thank you for reminding me that I am privileged enough to live in a time when Daniel Dae Kim exists!

I’m pretty sure Matt Damon knows when diversity is an issue.

TBH, I’m much more interested in seeing this movie [after I read the book] now that I know Chiwetel Ejiofor is in it. But I would’ve been just as happy with Tony Leung. Or Daniel Dae Kim. Or Donnie Yen. Which...why the hell wouldn’t you cast one of those dudes?

A lot of people have noticed you bear and almost uncanny resemblance to Kermit the Frog’s new girlfriend. How do you respond?

I quickly skimmed through this and thought, “What kind of event would attract the sort of social idiot who actually would ask another human being this question out loud?”

Wait, if you just overheard someone say this name, how do you know its spelling?

It’s fucking infuriating because there is this great purpose and reason behind it. And it’s used as a weapon against those same people.

I KNOW SO MANY NEVAEHS PLEASE HELP

Sure but there are five Kaydens in any suburban school and that’s cool. Everyone in the upper middle class recently decided they were all Celtic war chiefs and gave their kids names that vaguely sort of soudned suited to it. And it’s a trend!

A battle between Lolo Jone and Raven-Symoné is one in the which the only satisfactory outcome is mutual destruction. WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDUMB.

I think she was a relatively smart 15 year old girl, and stayed there. At that level.

Is it too late for a racial draft? I think Dave Chappelle would agree that we can let her go.

That’s So Craven!

No. I am not going to correspond with a professional person who lists that as their primary contact. Gmail is free. Make an account with a username that makes you look older than a fifteen year old horny person.

My name sounds really white, but that doesn’t stop people from actively looking upset/bummed/surprised when I show up for interviews.

Edited: Lolo Jones. Annoying virgin track star.

My mom named me Cöelis, um-laut linguistically incorrect, means heaven in Latin, pronounced CHAY-lees. I had a boss who refused to call me by my name. Seriously. I quit, obviously, after telling him to go fuck himself. I’m having a kid n you better believe that little fucker’s gonna have one weird ass name ;D

All names are silly and made up!