I was thinking about the same thing until I realize that the horizontal ones are actually DRLs while the vertical ones are the actual headlamps. You know, like what they have been doing to Nissan Jukes, the Jeep Cherokees and quite a few Citroens.

Oh you can’t mention that and then not post video!

Counter-counter-counter-point:

PotatoVision(tm)

Actually gave me the tinglies.

You’ve got some ‘splainin’ to do!

This sink is way cooler.

Wow, Ferrari has finally gone off the rails with this branded merchandise.

That video was really draining, I had a sinking feeling at the start but the flow of the piece shows just how many faucets of energy are on tap.

You know you're an American when you honed in on the "with a rifle" part and thought "Well that's just stupid, a pistol would be much better."

Masturbating.

So do i drive a level -1? Manual, roll up windows, and a steering wheel that as far as i can tell just kind of recommends what direction the wheels should point...

I thought the agreed upon stage four was:

Alternative: when that VTEC kicks in, yo, I'm gonna Jazz her Fit, Accordingly.

Here I stare at the abyss(es?) of human decency....

I know I’m excited about the Grand Tour when I’ve enjoyed every promo clip and it’s just been them talking in a parking lot.

I tell ya, the things some people need. Electric assist? Hydraulic assist? Steering wheels?

My plan for Pebble Beach in 2 years, go out on Monday, shop Craigslist for the best strange Italian Iron less than $3500 can buy, beg, borrow and deal my way into every event I can not get into with pre-puchased tickets, park previously bought Craigslist Itailan junker everywhere with for sale sign on it hoping to…

At Mazda, we used to tell RX-8 customers "A redline a day keeps the mechanic away."