This sink is way cooler.

Wow, Ferrari has finally gone off the rails with this branded merchandise.

That video was really draining, I had a sinking feeling at the start but the flow of the piece shows just how many faucets of energy are on tap.

You know you're an American when you honed in on the "with a rifle" part and thought "Well that's just stupid, a pistol would be much better."

Masturbating.

So do i drive a level -1? Manual, roll up windows, and a steering wheel that as far as i can tell just kind of recommends what direction the wheels should point...

I thought the agreed upon stage four was:

Alternative: when that VTEC kicks in, yo, I'm gonna Jazz her Fit, Accordingly.

Here I stare at the abyss(es?) of human decency....

I know I’m excited about the Grand Tour when I’ve enjoyed every promo clip and it’s just been them talking in a parking lot.

I tell ya, the things some people need. Electric assist? Hydraulic assist? Steering wheels?

Dude races an F1 car with huge ass diamond earrings in. I’m positive he would be the person that would weight train in designer clothes, and likely sunglasses indoors.

COTD is a McGuffin that lets us sit around and admire $kaycog’s prize for the random winner. The COTD itself is irrelevant.

From the pic, I thought it was going to be a feel good story about some old diver that had won a gold medal in the 1956 Olympics and came back to compete on a whim when his current country lost all their divers in a terrible combine harvester accident. Now I’m depressed.

I don’t know. Forcing an opponent to run through an injury is probably just a tactic to make sure they can’t possibly handle their next event.

My plan for Pebble Beach in 2 years, go out on Monday, shop Craigslist for the best strange Italian Iron less than $3500 can buy, beg, borrow and deal my way into every event I can not get into with pre-puchased tickets, park previously bought Craigslist Itailan junker everywhere with for sale sign on it hoping to…

At Mazda, we used to tell RX-8 customers "A redline a day keeps the mechanic away."