Savage

But hybrid adds weight for the battery and motors, and when it’s in all-electric wimp mode it doesn’t sound nearly as good as a V12.

I’m not at all surprised but admittedly a little part of me was hoping for a raw naturally-aspirated V12 and a 6-speed manual, all to the rear wheels, in that batshit-insane-looking body.

I need that

Hot damn I thought those were exposed breasts for a second...

YES

You’re right. It’s a hat show.

Pinzgauer. The only answer is Pinzgauer. (Or Unimog. Whichever you like.)

Comment of the day worthy indeed.

I feel so lame

Yeah, purchasing a stolen (well, basically, what with the sketchy lease details) vehicle probably isn’t the best idea. Especially if the feds could show up at any moment to seize your sexy new 116i.

I’ll be honest, if it was way cheap I’d buy this thing seeing as there’s a Cars & Coffee in my area coming up soon...

Fair enough. I guess I’m not the one with a trust fund, who am I to talk...

Possibly. And then they’ll realize that Tesla’s only here because of Elon Musk’s PayPal/SpaceX/Solarcity/etc. money

Well if I were a Jalopnik writer I would sure as hell use my power to install a tyranny, greying everybody who dares contradict me.

I know you mentioned it but I wanted the chance to be That Guy™

That’s good seeing as I want to stay out of the greys...

My brain hurts

Wait until I patent my 27-speed example with four clutch pedals

Oh my god panning