Oh god. It’s that time of day again.

Can I please, please have that

There are good problems and bad problems. This is a good problem.

I was thinking the same thing. I was so certain it was under 3000 pounds – it should be! I guess they have to get rid of that hand-stitched leather...

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The C7 looks cool, but not sexy or beautiful. I think the rear is weird. To me it’s pretty meh. But that’s just, like, my opinion man.

There’s still a whole mess of dummies around here who think this will happen in their lifetime. Absurd.

Heck even Facebook commenters like him!

I’d never heard of this company, but now I have, and this is very interesting! Swell work.

Oh, if I travel to this city then I’ll get assaulted by Pikachus? Oh, yeah, I definitely want to go more now.

Nooooo...your writing was some of the best and most hilarious here on Jalopnik. You’ll be missed. I’ll eagerly await your occasional column!

I understand. I also probably won’t be too entertained by the racing. :/ But the cars, like I said, will probably be badass!

Eh, won’t be a problem for the automakers who want to be “futuristic” – same companies who are investing in Formula E for the same reason. Plus, technological development acceleration!

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Maybe a bit boring, especially if they’re electric, but like I said these things could be hella fast, and that would be cool to watch. Also, watching the algorithms fail would be funny in a bad way...

Most definitely! The algorithms ought to be the most complicated part, but if they get figured out then these could be crazy vehicles. Also yes this would trickle nicely down to consumer cars.

Honestly, this is the new racing series I’m most excited for. Do you realize how freaking fast and technologically insane cars can be if you take away the heavy bags of flesh and bone that are usually sitting in them?

Yeah, no shit, that’s because porn is a thing now.

PRII!!! Holy fuck it is Prii. I’m sorry it’s just one of those things.

would become the next great tuner car