It seems like a lot of shit happened very, very quickly.

I’ve been checking YouTube almost daily (I’m too lazy to pay MT to see it early) for this episode. I’m in heaven.

Dude. Chill out. I didn’t say it wasn’t good; it’s probably a great car to drive. All I’m saying is that reviews indicate that is apparently isn’t as good as it should be, and I was voicing my opinion that I am not the biggest fan.

Cue that one dickhead with the Mustang joke. Look, the whole Mustang thing is funny, but come on. 80 people just died. Be sensitive.

That’s a great question, Roderick. I especially like the part where you sign off by saying “Thank.” It is this sort of beautiful, perfect attention to detail that makes me think you’re the guy who created the door handles in the Model X.

no

Let me get this straight: The Turkish government is kinda being toppled?

I’m to lazy to, but can somebody please post a vomiting GIF? I don’t want interrupt my own vomiting. Thanks in advance!

Welcome to the advertising industry.

I’m sometimes very impressed at Kinja users. This is one of those times.

Looks like a dick to me

Exactly! Vehicles, while celebrated here on Jalopnik (mostly Miatas and brown diesel manual wagons but whatever), are some of the the biggest people-killers. Yeah, when (not if) driverless cars take over this stuff won’t happen and we won’t have to deal with this shit.

This is so wrong in so many awesome ways.

I’m telling you, these lying chucklefucks just come off looking like dipshits when they lie.

Holy holy fuck. It’s astounding that a single truck can do that much damage.

Wow, he’s got good taste! Unlike some of the many douches that can be found on youtube...

You meant perfect.

Well, I mean before all the cool old taxis and stuff go a way and get completely replaced by said Chinese things and Peugeots...

Holy crap how does a car even get that bad?!

can i haz pleez