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I'm on Team Pet Sounds but really, Sgt. Pepper's is completely listenable.

Charlie Brown, beat it!

Myself, I only eat authentic human taco recipes made by Mexican sharks and not Taco Bell.

Goop had an article that shark piss makes your skin glow or your vagina muscles stronger or something…

I love love love Ryan Adams but I can imagine he'd be hard to be married to. But who knows…

Are you still afraid of clowns?

We never want to have hard discussions right after a tragedy because it's "too soon." Example: Here in central PA, a college kid a little while ago was drunk and fell to his death. Any talk about problems with excessive college binge drinking and expressing a need to tackle it got people roaring "TOO SOON" for several

I saw a documentary about the Catacombs that included a video from a camera someone found. Or didn't, there are those who claim it's a fake. But a person was walking through the catacombs videoing and suddenly he drops the camera and runs. Even if it's fake it's pretty creepy.

Patty Jenkins can direct a great film like Monster and then get little else afterwards until Wonder Woman. It's pretty suspicious. I don't think female directors get enough of a chance due to sexism.

One of the best little things about Seinfeld was how Kramer got along with all the crazy characters.

I didn't get any bread…

No souprise there's a pun thread for this and so far the posts have bowled me over.

I know, I feel it's heading that way as well. I have a giant TV crush on Kim, the writers have done such a wonderful job with that character.

I know! He needs to stop trying so hard to convince of that. We get it, Gene.

That doc series is really good. And I remember Dio saying that, I got a good laugh out of it.

The comedy writer Bess Kalb was coaching him on how to be funnier on Twitter. It was hilarious.

Sort of brat related but there's a Pennsylvania company that makes them called Uncle Charley's Sausage. A commercial that ran during the 90s included little kids giggling and yelling "we all love Uncle Charley's Sausage!"

Because "it's insane, this guy's perineum" isn't as funny.

Good question.

The Beatles would have broken up without Yoko. Lennon and McCartney just didn't get along.