Are there any bands called Farty Bonercorpse yet? Seems like there should be.

Star Trek II surprised the shit out of me when I saw it in the theater, wasn't expecting anything quite that intense. Ricardo Montalban was amazing in it, will say that.

The head fucking scene alone.

Yeah, you get a normal sized sandwich, a bigger fry, and a mop bucket sized cup of soda.

5,000 shame units

This is a fake comment to the fake comment that you fake commented on.

My new favorite is whenever Trump lies, if you call bullshit you're demonstrating that you don't understand Trump. He's NEGOTIATING. Yeah, that's the ticket…negotiating.

True, but good Lord, the Right in reality at the moment is much more ridiculous than any Monty Python movie or skit.

Giada has chops, she graduated from Le Cordon Bleu and worked as a professional chef. I don't know how many people are aware of that.

Including those rocks she tells women to shove up their vaginas?

Green limousine liberals demand we are fed properly after their home planet's science forces abduct us.

The cat in my avatar watched the video with the same basic look he has in the avatar.

They could call it Pussy Island, Japan if they want a bunch of middle-age white guys.

I remember when we first went to the Pittsburgh Serbian Club for an event, she told me "now the men here are going to stare at you, probably sizing you up but after awhile they'll be cool and fun and you'll enjoy yourself. It's kind of a Slavic thing." She was spot on. I had a great time and they did stare at me at…

And I'm a Pens fan and yeah I agree, Bonino does some dumb shit sometimes.

I know, right? I lol'd for real…a very dark place.

Canada's grumpy uncle…my favorite was when they were talking about the nasty hit Ovie put on Jagr during the Olympics, and MacLean said it was out of line and Cherry said something like "Ah c'mon everyone knows the Russians hate the Czechs so what's the big deal" and that was pretty much all he wanted to say about it.

I dated a Serbian-American for a year. The sex was fantastic so I tip my hat to your people.

One of my many favorite things about hockey is it's like the only sport that interviews guys during the game, and the best are when they'll talk to someone who just got a cheap shot and they ask him about it. So polite, but you know deep inside they're plotting revenge during the next period.

"He's mucking and grinding in the corners, you know, just fighting for the puck. It's an honor just to be out there with him, and he can really fire some missiles out there when he wants ta I'll tell ya."