He suffers from butthole eyes. Word on the street from friends close to Munn say that was part of the reason for the split. Poor guy.

I first want to say that in general I agree with your statements and pov but I’m not sure that the sources you linked are meaningful. (I can’t open them myself right now to check due to spotty network) but does the first link adjust for total population? Because in a rural area, having 30 addicts overdose or commit…

The Samsung Galaxy S7 is listing for over $600

The Samsung Galaxy S7 is listing for over $600

You would not get your ass kicked in Wimberley for driving that. Wimberley is the fucking worst and yes, full of assholes. This truck would fit right in with half the population of Wimberley. And the other half... Well they are still searching for their homes that got carried down the river in the last flood. So it…

I had a classmate in high school debadge his Geo ( Metro, I think) and replaced it with Toyota Tercel badges. They were the same car but it certainly felt less embarrassing to not be driving a Geo.

Whats the trick to get the Fisker Loper for $13? Link is for $20

Whats the trick to get the Fisker Loper for $13? Link is for $20

I like this. It’s clever. You went just far enough to make the fake outrage you’re expressing on behalf of Ms. Jolie appear genuine. You kept it 100 adopting the speech and style of the SJW activist throughout your comment but what really impressed me and made it feel realistic as an actual argument I would hear…

No, you misunderstand me. How strongly you are pushing for a minivan is what is becoming embarrassing. I’m starting to suspect that your financial future is somehow tied into van sales or that the person who you are really trying to convince that the Sienna is a fun and sensible purchase isn’t Sue, but yourself.

A class 3 trail is basically defined as a dirt road in disrepair. As in the bare minimum of what any stock vehicle with enough power should be expected to handle with ease.

You’re like one of those guys that has intercourse with automobiles, aren’t you? Totally cool if you are. In fact, message me - I have so many questions!

It puts the lotion on its skins...

Passing on the shoulder is probably not legal everywhere. The driver in your story is just a jackass - being from Texas is just coincidental. That said, I probably wouldn't slow down crossing into La as well. I won't be a slow moving target for all them 'gators who call La home.

Drivers here in Texas still can't figure out that they need to be at highway speeds when they enter and merge onto them. Keep raising the speed limit, it just makes driving in the far right lanes that much more exciting when everyone on the highway has to slam on their brakes to avoid sodomizing the clueless bastard…