Felger will die from a heart attack while having sex in the missionary position.

It took 39 years for Sage Rosenfels to earn the title his parents bestowed him at birth.

Might want to look up “cosmopolitan” before you get your Oklahoma defense force unitard on.

NYC doesn’t even have a Sonic Drive In.

As I said mere seconds ago in the other post, I love that the two claiming to be October Ready are by far the least so in the entire picture.

Unfortunately, he’s on the Yankees so they have to let him in. Or were you talking about Hample?

Gase went on to say,

Relax on picking on this play. How else is Cutler going to get a smoke break?

Heh, more- more like Carolina BLACK PANTHERS amiright?? Up top!

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

“I never see anybody on TV.”

Coolest guy in the NFL.

Well you had to figure that once Gilbert Arenas left DC, arms would be a lot harder to come by.

Some people are just made for it. I thoroughly enjoy tv analyst A-Rod.

Yeah. A receiver barely staying in bounds as he receives a perfectly thrown ball is the epitome of the prevent defense. Were you even watching the game?

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Haven’t seen someone spend this much time running around Philadelphia with inevitable disappointment on the horizon since Hillary Clinton.

“Twelve magnificent carp will be presented in 2017 with no less attractive women according to the theme...”

It is pretty black and white to me. If the dude can withstand 6'4" 300 pound beheamouths trying to kill him on a weekly basis he can probably handle a slap from a 5'7" fake tittied drunk Oklahoma girl.

Gary Johnson counters with “Where’s the beef?”, but is actually confused about where beef comes from.