For penis euphemisms, one of my favorites (for silliness, not sexiness) is "fat pink mast". Thanks, GRRM!

A year is extremely optimistic. I still hear the Duke Lacrosse case come up regularly. I doubt we're ever going to hear the end of this one.

Because it's about power, not sex.

Let's be real. Nobody is going to get in any trouble for the shit they post under #crimingwhilewhite. Unless you're already being investigated for something the police don't give a fuck. They're not trawling twitter looking for people admitting to crimes.

Are the Reading Outlets well-known outside of the area? If so I had no idea.

She's from Wyomissing though, not Reading! But yeah, close enough.

Really? I had no idea.

This is literally my city's only claim to fame: having a Monopoly space named after its railroad.

"You've given us a collection of snarky comments here but I'm just not clear what the problem really is."

Uuggghhhhhhh. There are so freaking many WAY more talented female DJs out there.

Bob Odenkirk was on last night?

You didn't read any of their other comments, did you?

"To reiterate, plus-sized there doesn't equal plus-sized here."

This whole thing is gross and way too similar to creepshots.

Fucking puritans.

I guess you and I have different definitions of "better" then, since mine doesn't usually include people getting shot in the face.

So it's like /r/askwomen?

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Are you so certain of that that you would bet your life on it?

This comes off as more like what a naive high school freshman would think someone on acid would be like.