That dumb show is Saturday Night Live and you're dense because you were itching to throw out the homophobic card without knowing what the hell you're even talking about.

Jezebel is leaking

You really think this is attractive? It looks like the Ambiguously Gay Duo's car.

No one expected BMW M to make a bizarre shooting brake version of the (rather lackadaisical) Z3 roadster, but they did, and it quickly earned the adoration of car geeks everywhere.

As carmakers increasingly benchmark one another, we've seen vehicles that are increasingly difficult to tell apart. What is the philosophical difference behind the Toyota Camry and Hyundai Sonata, for instance?

I don't pretend to know how you weirdos pronounce things.

FYI the word "soccer" originated in England (pronounced soaker) as a slang for "Association Football", to differentiate it from Rugby Football.

I like wagons because they have way more utility than a sedan, and when done right, they can look just as good. Why can't we have this thing in America, Mazda?! Why do you hate us?!

The Infiniti Q40 is pretty damn affordable. The only RWD sedan I can think of that's cheaper is the Charger, and who the hell wants a V6 Charger?

Street racing is stupid as fuck. You know what else is stupid as fuck? Standing by the side of the road downrange from the starting line during an amateur street race.

This, right here, is why Nissan is crushing it. Nobody can touch the value of the Altima right now.

Every single person I've ever known with a Nissan has driven it into the ground. Specifically the Altima. You just can't kill those things.

The Murano CossCabriolet and Cube were both discontinued due to poor sales. The Juke is definitely the most radical thing in their lineup, but it is extremely forward-thinking because it created a new market segment that the consumer didn't even know that they wanted: the compact CUV. For anyone who doesn't like the…

Exactly. Nissan is in a perfect spot. More exciting to look at than Honda or Toyota, but not as juvenile looking as Chevrolet. More reliable than Ford (in people's minds, at least, because Japanese vs. American). A good selection of models ranging from compact sedans to electric cars to giant pickup trucks, so they…

Can someone explain this to me? I can't figure it out. Reliability?

This complaint of yours is a bunch of bunk. The typical "SUV" these days is a CR-V or Santa Fe, not the gas-guzzling Tahoes and V8 Grand Cherokees that were popular 10 years ago. The SUVs that people are buying now get better fuel economy than the Ford Taurus did in 2005. People aren't buying these things because gas…

You have it backwards. The regulations came along years ago, when somebody invented something like the "modern" windshield defroster. Government regulators at the time would say "This is perfect! Henceforth, it shall be required on all new cars!" With great fanfare, they'd announce how they had made cars everywhere…

YES! The UI on modern "infotainment" systems is significantly more complicated and less user-friendly than the good old analog buttons that cars had for years.

I'm detecting a running theme that for every shitty feature on modern cars, there's a federal mandate that it remain shitty and unchanged.

Neutral: Would You Buy A Subaru? If you were in the market for a new car would you at least cross-shop it?