That right there is a 2005 Taurus. The car had become so ordinary and unremarkable that they had to kill off the model name for a couple years while everybody forgot about how boring it was.

Most ordinary car of the 2010's has to be the Dodge Avenger or Chrysler 200.

The answer for the 80's, 90's, and 00's is either the Ford Taurus or the Toyota Corolla.

I'm sorry but that title is reserved for the Ford Taurus

Bentley has got to make the ugliest $200k cars out there. I can't think of a single vehicle in the same price range that looks worse.

Green can be an excellent color for a car. Just not that green.

I agree that they'll probably spend millions researching and come up with a final recommendation to stick with the current fleet for another decade. That's not one of the options on this list, though. The obvious answer to me is "whatever Fedex is doing."

lol I'm getting a real kick out of imagining Ford trying to ramp up production on Raptor F-150s by a factor of 10

Queue the people screaming that the USPS is only broke because they're the only government agency that has to fully fund their accrued pension liabilities, ignoring that every private company (including UPS and Fedex) has to do that as well.

Yeah the jalopnik.com user base sure did a lot of research here. No need to study anything or actually perform cost analyses. Just write the check for 35,000 Raptors right now. Good job, everyone. Please turn off the lights before you leave.

Good luck delivering mail for 8 hours in sub-freezing temperatures in an electric car. That 200-mile range is assuming that you're not blasting the heater the entire time.

I like it a lot. It will never make it to North America though because wagons only sell in Europe, which is a goddamn travesty.

Not really. You can drive off the lot in a Focus ST for about the same price as a Fiesta ST. At most, the FoST is a grand or two more, and you get a lot more car.

It looks like a big toothless gum. The scion has a much more attractive front end, imo.

I'd really like your opinion on the Hyundai Genesis Coupe and Veloster Turbo, too, if you've got one.

USPS is known the world over for their prudent financial decision-making, of course.

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I have a 2014 Corolla that we leased because we needed a 2nd car on short notice after we got married, and there is absolutely no way that it could ever be made "sporty." The engine is weak as hell and the CVT is a mystery in the way it operates. It's super comfortable and gets great gas mileage, so it's pretty much…

Great Caesars's ghost, that's a sexy car

Just remember that you can manipulate the exposure settings on a camera to make something look a lot cooler on film than it looks to the naked eye. I doubt this is actually that cool in person.